The Ultimate XXX Boat Races Team: Penny Flame, PornoDan, TheHand, Jerry, & Myself!
 

We have put together a unstoppable, unbeatable team of hardcore drinkers!
and with a hottie/trouble maker like Penny Flame..well I don't need to explain how much everyone is going suffer..:2 cents:

Just look at the rules:
1. Teams: Teams consist of 5 players. Team members stand side by side facing their opposing team. The last person, on the left side is designated as the "anchor."

2. Alcohol: Each person is given one full beer; the usual sized beer will be 12-16oz, but depends on event host.

3. Start: The judges call the race to begin with: "Racers ready! Judges ready! 3-2-1 Drink!"

4. How: When the race has begun, the first racer on each team begins to drink his or her beer. Only once the first racer has completely finished his or her beer by inverting it over one's head ? the second racer begins his or her beer.

5. The Race: The race continues in the same manner until all beers have been completed. Each racer begins the race with one glass of beer, the race progresses down the team until the anchor, who sits in the final position, has finished his or her beer.

6. Spillage: Spillage of beers is not allowed. If spillage occurs an additional beer will be given to the violating racer to drink immediately following the race or face disqualification.

7. Competition: Teams will be broken into competitive bracket formation and structured accordingly.

8. Prizes: A cash prize is awarded to the 1st and 2nd place teams. If an all female team comes in 1st, the 2nd place team forfeits their prize and it is awarded to the 1st place team, because, well, you got beat by girls!

Register here:
http://www.xxxironman.com/registration.html

Good luck beating out Vegas Ken and his team of wine cooler drinkers!!!

i hate to have to play back to back to back games in the finals.
post another dream team!

are you kidding me? I thought these were beer only games..:helpme

Hey now just because Ken loves wine coolers doesn't mean his team does ;D










although they are rather yummy

errrrrr......

Sounds like a tough team to beat!

all i can say to him is ...
"You Ken Do it!!!!!"

Good luck men!

oh ok..:1orglaugh

+ a hottie..:thumbsup

My team will be ready for the competition. We are all in intense training programs atm, preparing for this event.

you guys doing atm? :helpme
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Nice:pimp

I'm in training ....
http://www.thehandlive.com/ufc.jpg

Well, at least they have a girl on their team... That seems to be the proper way to win the IronMan events!

Bring it don't sing it. We are ready to pound some beers.

No kidding... Like I said earlier AK, there may be one semi-healthy liver between all of us.

Hope there is EMS standing by... J

We won't need a EMS they will..specially after the first round..:2 cents:
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OMG that made me laugh!

I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys here.

If you drink the way you know I can. DRINK LOTS OF WATER in that heat!

I hear that it's going to be more than 115 on a few days of the show.

Alchohol dehydrates you. Don't get heat exhaustion. DRINK LOTS OF WATER!

I don't want any of my peoples going to the hospital with an IV in them.

I wish I could be there to remind everyone to drink water. I will tell KROSH to keep announcing it.

Very Important! Have a good time!

:)

thanks for that reminder Eric..
I remember that from last year, a lesson to be learned..

Great advice... We will drink one for you :thumbsup. Thanks... J

are you being sarcastic again? :upsidedow

bump for drunken drinking in the sun.

I don't get drunk when I drink! WTH are you talking about? :helpme

night crew..

Penny and I have been training all day - in the words of Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

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Our team nutritionist Shameless and I were out pounding Miller Lite at Hooters getting ready for the battle.

In words of Yogi Berra

"It's like deja-vu, all over again."

so that means you're still drunk right now..:thumbsup

I need to be on the wine cooler team.....lol!!!

I am under a very strict training program.

Our personal trainer Just Dave ordered me to go out to Hooters last night to eat with our nutritionist Shamless to eat as many chicken wings as possible.

Our spirtual advisor Airek told me it would help to stay focused in my mission to drink beer as fast as possible in an environment with lots of hot young girls.

Jerry and I will be holding practice sessions at " Casa de Handos" in Malibu Canyon all week - tonight will be having poker & beer, Friday golf & beer and Saturday UFC & beer - feel free to join us fellow dream-teamer!:pimp

I need to bite a better ass in my Avatar..hint hint..:winkwink:
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haha we are champs are team is taking it

Irony is so GRAND!
The same thing came to mind last night as my insomnia continued here in MX. If only I was in SD this weekend..:pimp

what she said :D

I welcome your confidence..:2 cents:

I am off go get my AIM test then its back to my rigourous training schedule.

Our personal trainer Just Dave, nutritionist Shamless, and spirtul advisor Airek feel that I ready to move up to chugging pitchers today.

Fyi
 

I have way more hair than Steve because of all the beer I've been drinking..
http://media.collegepublisher.com/me...s/705st0dz.jpg

OK, that's it... We are taking our training to a new level...No beer mugs or glasses...

Pitchers and Kegs only...:thumbsup Then most likely a liver transplant after XBIZ...:1orglaugh