Happy Moanday GFY! Anyone Hiring?
 

I have several qualified applicants looking for a place to call home. Hit me up if you are looking to hire excellent to run your affiliate program, be an affiliate manager, or video editor. These people have experience in our industry, need to work remotely, but all are very motivated and hard workers.

bump for you.

I'm looking for work too. My skills include taking credit, placing blame, and quitting when the job gets tough. Oh, and I'm really good at going to conventions and accomplishing virtually nothing! Can you find me a job too Jenni?

Ahhh. The template of the typical employee....

TBH Jenni, if these people have experience they would be well served to introduce themselves.

hired...

you have been programmer, right? :winkwink:

My daddy pays my bills.

I need a job more than anybody.

I also excel at icq'ing my friends, posting on MySpace, and playing solitaire. The only reasons someone may not want to hire me are that I like to set things on fire, and I can't be trusted around cash.

Good point:thumbsup

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SL. you have not really told us anything we dont know about you. Come on, Dig deeper.

How about that ice cream fetish.

Ok, I like to plug up the mensroom toilet before anyone gets to the office. I never make a new pot of coffee, even when I finish one off. I love to hack the office email network so I know everyone's dirty secrets. I also like to rap my fingernails on my desk all day, especially when I know everyone else is trying to concentrate.

ya, I can type fast too!

Lol, funny thread...

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Jennifer is allowed to pimp me out.
I have 10 years of experience on many fields, handle a lot of webmaster concepts ( adult free host, bloghosting etc etc...Those can work in my new boss his favour ) Have a large experience in working with sponsors, their tools, generating traffic on various ways and I am very supportive for newbie webmasters. :) My preference is to become an affiliate marketing manager ( live cams would by my first choice ) Payment we can work out, I am flexible :) available 6 days a week, 10-14 hours a day. Anyway, as long Jenn pimps me, i will be happy :) Contact Jennifer if you wish to work with me ( long time contracts are my favorite )

Some intressting details.

I don't have lame excuses before deadline
I am Dutch, working is my second nature.
I do not like to take holidays. only 2 weeks a year.
2 weekends of the month you get me as bonus extra
I dont drink or smoke weed :)
I am social on webmaster shows, i have excellent suites and a great talk :)

Anyway, hit Jennifer up!! :)

Harry is one of the craziest guys I have met in this biz. I have to admit, I can't believe no drugs or alcohol involved and it is just natural. :1orglaugh

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...685/z20437.jpg

Harry is fucking awesome!

I can verify that Harry is one of the hardest workers I have ever come across. In addition to this he is honest. That is a quality which separates him from the majority of people with his skill set. If he doesn't know how to complete a project, he will find someone with the "know how" to get it done. :thumbsup

Happy Monday to you too and GL finding some work

harry is the best in his field and knows the market inside and out. there is no better with knowing how to convert traffic. i think that he has his icq embedded into his head, morning noon and night he is on

Baddog, your crazy Harry is not the same as my crazy Harry. LOL

http://www.adultwebmastergathering.c...s/DSC06964.JPG

Ah . . . .okay . . . mine is probably crazier, huh?

You got one the highest paying jobs in the biz!

Perfect, I'm broke and have an excellent insurance plan and plenty of gas, when can you start? I'll give you pictures to post on myspace :thumbsup
Unfortunately our employees played too much solitaire so we had to remove their computers and the interweb, since then our sales skyrocked so you will be a part of an excellent team....When they return from Webmasteraccess Amsterdam........2006....

i just wanted to say that Harry must be the one on the right cause on the left is Dox, and he's neither dutch nor looking for a job - lol

http://imagehost.awms-network.com/up...cb5dd0878b.jpg

Yup, I am on fubar somewhere, but I never bookmark my own face.
I am the one bumping his head against the black arrow. The other people are webmasters who work hard also on other traffic concepts. Props for them :thumbsup

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...ukkahHarry.jpg

ADG

Oh shit! THats me!

Thank God I work for myself.

No one in the right mind would hire me! Only thing is its Poker, not Solitare.

Wtf is Solirare?

hmmm, not sure why I thought his name was Harry. Guess that is what happens when you meet someone under the spell of Amsterdam.

Stop copying stuff off my resume, that was sent in confidence, dude!

bump for good employees :thumbsup

This man is a crazy workaholic and would make a great addition to any team.

I'm hiring.

I offer high salaries and much more.

Please email me what you got:

Anthony @ Sobvsites.com

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:pimp yup thats me. I`m 7 days of the week, 10 years, working my ass off for myself. But now it is time to evolute in a company structure that offers multiple ways to develop myself in more then just a all round affiliate marketeer aka webmaster. Thanks for the comment Sagi!!

Bump for Jennifer

if not on the laptop, then just mobile in silence. I often wake up to read my off lines and answer them. Thanks for the compliment Sean :thumbsup

I think his first name is Henry and he has a thick accent so I can see why you got confused. A great guy by the way who buys a lot of paid spots for excellent galleries.
A perfectionist and I doubt he does drugs or crazy stuff.
:)

Yeah, as I was making that post I started to wonder if it was Henry. I got the impression he was not one that would be looking for work.

I am not accusing him of using drugs or alcohol, just that he is crazy enough that it would be believable.

He made me laugh more than any of the treats consumed during my visit.

Steve, that's my job description. Also you had better hide the booze around me... :thumbsup

Harry is a dedicated meticulous workaholic... Hiring this guy is a sure bet for any company.

wow great responses i see here. Thanks ya all...

If someone wants to contact me, icq 104030 or contact Jenn

Bump for you Sexy Momma