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Jet Redux 06-29-2008 03:26 PM

Do women expect to receive oral sex these days?
 
I hope not.

The vagina is a hideous rancid vat of slime and disease.

:throwup

Jet Redux 06-29-2008 03:27 PM

Rancid, a cistern for foul toads To knot and gender in.

bloggingseo 06-29-2008 04:36 PM

I don't expect oral as long as he doesn't either. If I don't get licked, he doesn't either. That's fair :-)

Deej 06-29-2008 04:37 PM

theres news that cunnilignus has a chance of transmitting HPV to the mouth and oral cancer

Jet Redux 06-29-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 14391840)
theres news that cunnilignus has a chance of transmitting HPV to the mouth and oral cancer


:throwup

421Fill 06-29-2008 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14391649)
I hope not.

The vagina is a hideous rancid vat of slime and disease.

:throwup

that's pretty much how my best friend describes pussy. he's gay.

Voodoo 06-29-2008 04:52 PM

http://www.sexisforfags.com

Zuzana Designs 06-29-2008 04:53 PM

umm if you want me to give you oral I expect the same thing back ... I like to call it flicking the bean or messing with the man in the canoe :)

sicone 06-29-2008 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 14391890)
messing with the man in the canoe


Instant mood killer :Oh crap

Ayla_SquareTurtle 06-29-2008 04:56 PM

You really have no original material at all, do you?

papill0n 06-29-2008 04:58 PM

Fuck it must suck to constantly need so much attention.

Jet Redux 06-29-2008 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14391906)
Fuck it must suck to constantly need so much attention.

I agree. you should stop posting immediately.

Iron Fist 06-29-2008 09:03 PM

This thread is boring... can we all move on now please...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-29-2008 09:11 PM

I love sucking pussy.

I invented it!

Spunky 06-29-2008 09:13 PM

It's all part of it..all 2 minutes

Holly 06-29-2008 09:23 PM

I prefer cash.

IntenseJerry 06-29-2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14391835)
I don't expect oral as long as he doesn't either. If I don't get licked, he doesn't either. That's fair :-)

Seems fair! I personally like it...:thumbsup

baddog 06-29-2008 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14391835)
I don't expect oral as long as he doesn't either. If I don't get licked, he doesn't either. That's fair :-)

You're a chick? Had no idea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 421Fill (Post 14391886)
that's pretty much how my best friend describes pussy. he's gay.

Jet hasn't had to opportunity to discover what he is yet. Still reading up on the subject.

d-null 06-29-2008 10:24 PM

nothing beats oral in the front seat of a car while driving her home, reciprocal just doesn't work in that situation :2 cents:

baddog 06-29-2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jetjet (Post 14392586)
nothing beats oral in the front seat of a car while driving her home, reciprocal just doesn't work in that situation :2 cents:

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Socks 06-30-2008 01:55 AM

George Clinton and the P-Funk Allstars

Manowar 06-30-2008 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 14391896)
Instant mood killer :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that would just make me die with laughter

ottyhotties 06-30-2008 05:39 AM

I hope it's expected these days because I love licking pussy!! Shit, if she's good looking enough and not one of the 2AM bar rats I've taken home on occassion, I might lick her ass too... :1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 06-30-2008 05:44 AM

My girlfriend never expects it, she doesn't even ask for it. Yet she likes giving blowjobs. It's very odd. Which works out because I don't really like going down there too often but I do every once in awhile just to show her I care.

BlackCrayon 06-30-2008 06:25 AM

I think you might be gay.

alby_persignup 06-30-2008 07:57 AM

hehehe...and how about dicks?

namemojo 06-30-2008 08:29 AM

Shit yeah, love it.

NY Jester 06-30-2008 08:35 AM

I dont care if they expect it or not. Im giving it to them! :pimp

Cyndalie 06-30-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14393203)
My girlfriend never expects it, she doesn't even ask for it. Yet she likes giving blowjobs. It's very odd. Which works out because I don't really like going down there too often but I do every once in awhile just to show her I care.

That is probably because you are either just OK or are bad at it and it's just annoying to her.

Angelina77 06-30-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14391649)
I hope not.

The vagina is a hideous rancid vat of slime and disease.

:throwup

Ewwww what kind of girl have you been with??? The only slime a girl feels is your spit! You will fuck it? but not lick it?
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o.../youre_gay.gif

Tom_PM 06-30-2008 08:47 AM

Women are capable of taking a hint ya know. Just throw her over your shoulder and carry her into the shower if ya need to first. hehe :tongue:

gornyhuy 06-30-2008 08:49 AM

See location < - - - - - -

tranza 06-30-2008 08:50 AM

Ghey alert!

Tom_PM 06-30-2008 08:54 AM

Besides which, if you dont like licking pussy, how can you convince your girlfriend to enjoy it and help you pick up babes for your three ways? Doy.

Penny Flame 06-30-2008 09:09 AM

I don't expect it. And I certainly don't expect you to be good at it.

It takes a fine man to lick good pussy. Shit, I have a pussy, and I've had to practice on tons of bitches to perfect my oral giving abilities.

In fact, I've had tons of men go down on me, and very few actually know what they are doing. rarely have any of these men made me cum with their mouths.

Got one now that can, and I will do fucking ANYTHING for him after such an event, me cumming on his face and because of his mouth.

Oh my god that makes me so horny just thinking about it!!!!

You are either GAY or you need to invest in some mangos and practice your ABC's.

(I have a call to make....)

nation-x 06-30-2008 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Redux (Post 14391649)
I hope not.

The vagina is a hideous rancid vat of slime and disease.

:throwup

I suggest you start associating with a better class of women...

carol.prime 06-30-2008 09:30 AM

I think yes, if guys expect to have a blow too. :)

Scott McD 06-30-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14393817)
I don't expect it. And I certainly don't expect you to be good at it.

It takes a fine man to lick good pussy. Shit, I have a pussy, and I've had to practice on tons of bitches to perfect my oral giving abilities.

In fact, I've had tons of men go down on me, and very few actually know what they are doing. rarely have any of these men made me cum with their mouths.

Got one now that can, and I will do fucking ANYTHING for him after such an event, me cumming on his face and because of his mouth.

Oh my god that makes me so horny just thinking about it!!!!.


Ok give me some tips already... :winkwink:



































No seriously...

_Richard_ 06-30-2008 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 421Fill (Post 14391886)
that's pretty much how my best friend describes pussy. he's gay.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpware 06-30-2008 10:18 AM

I suck at the pussy:rasta

Scott McD 06-30-2008 10:27 AM

Who wouldn't want to go down on this ??

http://girlrich.com/kayden/kayden-6-14.JPG


:upsidedow

gne112 06-30-2008 10:28 AM

only if they are shaven.

Holly 06-30-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 14393714)
That is probably because you are either just OK or are bad at it and it's just annoying to her.

I wasn't going to say anything, but.....

silvercash amber 06-30-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14393203)
My girlfriend never expects it, she doesn't even ask for it. Yet she likes giving blowjobs. It's very odd. Which works out because I don't really like going down there too often but I do every once in awhile just to show her I care.

yea thats how i am. im not a big fan of oral but i will give a mean bj!! lol

The Duck 06-30-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14393817)
I don't expect it. And I certainly don't expect you to be good at it.

It takes a fine man to lick good pussy. Shit, I have a pussy, and I've had to practice on tons of bitches to perfect my oral giving abilities.

In fact, I've had tons of men go down on me, and very few actually know what they are doing. rarely have any of these men made me cum with their mouths.

Got one now that can, and I will do fucking ANYTHING for him after such an event, me cumming on his face and because of his mouth.

Oh my god that makes me so horny just thinking about it!!!!

You are either GAY or you need to invest in some mangos and practice your ABC's.

(I have a call to make....)

Got a boner from that post. Am Í normal?

Jet Redux 06-30-2008 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelina77 (Post 14393734)
Ewwww what kind of girl have you been with??? The only slime a girl feels is your spit!

I am sure the smell of festering semen smells nice.

96ukssob 06-30-2008 10:48 AM

i think they do, especially if you (as a guy) expect them to go down on you.

ive had a few GF's that didnt want me to go down on them, thought it was disgusting but still gave me a beej here and there. but i think it just depends on the girl tho. if you as a guy suck at giving oral sex, then she wont want to you to keep doing it. same from a guy, if you are a girl and such at giving oral sex to guys, were not (for the most part) going to want you to keep doing it

Kudles 06-30-2008 11:25 AM

Your soo sweet thanks!!

pocketkangaroo 06-30-2008 11:38 AM

So Jet is into dudes? JET IT UP!

D Ghost 06-30-2008 11:42 AM

some try and pretend they don't want it....


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