Metaman inside please.
 

I need some advice about how to properly deal with such a large cock and the endless lines of women who want a ride.

Ticket system, lottery, what?


Seriously contact me (details in sig).

first of all, throw out the standard shitter and get a double dippin super deep bowl...

for the dangle

i set up one of those gates like at the amusement park, you have 2 lines and a bouncer directing women, ugly women in one, dime pieces in another.

see for me i have such a huge lineup of bitches i just take the ugly bitch line and loop them back over themselves and they dont even notice, i got ugly bitches going in circles for years now.

this makes it easier to sort out the dime pieces.

I added a 8 inch padded cushion on my toilet seat already. Got tired of it hitting the cold water.

Though I must admit I got scared taking a shower. I bent over to wash my feet and when I looked back I thought someone had thrown two coconuts at me and it was an ambush. Almost fell until I realized those were just my nuts.

ugly guarantees stupidity...

Seriously man email me, icq me, something. Serious biz.

will do i will add you to icq tonight.

K thanks.

It's been my experience that beauty is a byproduct of stupidity.