Stupid phone calls.
 

I hate when people call my place and ask for someone that no longer lives here, then proceeds to ask my name, but won't tell me there's! What the fuck is the deal? These people call me, I don't know their phone number or who they are, yet expect me to just fork over my name with no questions.

Some chick just called, she sounded pretty cute, I should have sent her to Dugmor. She got mad at me when I asked for her name after she asked mine. Uh, duh...

Got any phone pet peeves? Besides telemarketers...

Got callerID?

Since I keep my fix-net number secret no one's going to call be but friends of mine.
On my cell phone I just don't accept the call if the callers number is not being displayed. If they wanna reach me I wanna know who it is. If they surpress their number I'm not going to accept the call and then they are being redireced to my voice mail.
Most of the time they won't leave a message so I assume it was not important.

My favourite response to those people is...

Ohhhhh, nobody told you! So and so was hit by
a bus last night and is at XXX General hospital. CLICK!

... they never phone back again bothering you.

I have a friend, who just.. talks and talks... He never shuts the fuck up.

I bet he talks about nothing too... can't stand those time-wasters

Hit the nail on the head dude. It's awful. I just hang up on him these days.

I usually act all crazy:

WHO ARE YOU??
WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER???
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
WHO ARE YOU??
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER??

I swear I have a crack dealers old number I get calls on my cell at all times of the day even like 3 AM. Everyone looking for the same guy. I gotta get that number changed

what i really hate is these fucking idiots who look up whois information - and then call to try and sell you something.

that was me...want crack?

If you deal in weight I might be intersted, I can use all these phone calls and turn over a profit:Graucho

I only flip birds and quarter p's. If u want a chicken hit me up...i deal with no less than that.

True, true.
2 hosting companies called me :ak47:

I've gotten calls from both IBill and Epoch this way asking me to come aboard.