A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a plane.

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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a plane.

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
    requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
    The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
    The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
    To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
    temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
    A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still
    a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
    The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
    The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
    of the flesh?"
    The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
    my faith."
    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about
    five minutes.
    Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?
  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #2


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    • XMaster
      Poker Player
      • Jul 2003
      • 2945

      #3
      lol good one
      still moneyhere

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      • PervertInPueblaMexico
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2008
        • 202

        #4
        Good one. It made me smile.

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