Fucking Stupid Voice Mail Systems
 

Why when you call someone, the system feels the need to explain what you have to do after the person's message with details thatlast forver "After the tone please leave your message... blah blah blah... biiiiiiiiiip" ?

Damn! We have VoiceMails/AnsweringMachines for 30 years now we know what we have to do ! :2 cents:

3 seconds: Hi it's Ted leave a message!
47 seconds: Explaining how to leave a message, or press buttons to leave callbacks, ringbacks and talkbacks etc.
4 seconds: Your message left

I feel your pain. It becomes irritating at times.

I had thought this many, many times.

Exactly :Oh crap

I fckin' hate answering machines .... hate "talking" to a machine