PORN.COM's "Top 10 Pro Sport Player Names that Could Have Been Pornstar Names".....
 

Help me make a list. Here, I'll start:

1. Oral Hershiser

in the CFL there is a player named

Pat Woodcock

seriously

2. Kaka

....

former Browns running back Ben Gay

Nail Diggs

Albert Pujols

Dick Trickle - Nascar Driver
Ron Tugnutt - Former NHL Goalie

Wonderful Terrific Monds III was a baseball player in the Atlanta Braves farm system in the early 1990s

Dick Pole is a former Major League Baseball player and the current Cincinnati Reds pitching coach

Rusty Kuntz is a former Major League Baseball designated hitter and outfielder

Johnny Dickshot was a Major League Baseball outfielder

Dick Seaman - British Grand Prix racing star

Lucious Pusey - Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University

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Ok I had heard of Dick Trickle but you guys are killing me with the rest of these. PLEASE keep them coming. I love shit like this.

http://www.trojanwire.com/images/moore_goode_dick.jpg

linkhotten

Nutt wants Dick in pocket against 'Cocks

"Nutt Pulls Johnson, Inserts Dick Against Cocks" was the original title of this article before ESPN changed it.

John Pohl

IOC committee member Dick Pound

Pro sports teams: The Wheeling Nailers

Professional cricket player, Baldeep singh (I didn't even make that up)

i am ashamed that dick butkus is not at the top of this list!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...816/butkus.jpg

go bearssssssss

Brian Cox and Aubrey Beavers played linebacker for the Miami Dolphins at the same time. In a game I was watching, they combined on a sack, and the announcer yelled -- I shit thee not -- "Great penetration on the sack by Cox and Beavers!"

A priceless moment in broadcasting history, that one.

great one. can't believe i didn't think of him.

the infamous casey...it's nice to finally put a face to a name. -Don

His dad is the former host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall.

Rudy Gay - NBA

So, Peter Marshall is really Peter LaCock Sr.???

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I'd have changed my name to Pete Marshall if I was the son!

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My favorite so far is Lucious Pusey.

No, maybe it's Rusty Kuntz.

I can't decide. :1orglaugh

1. Mr. Porn --<< # 01 no doubt...:thumbsup



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Harry Colon (nfl)

Couple current major leaguers:

Kevin Kouzmanoff
Kosuke Fukudome
B.J. Upton

Dick Buttkiss

this is a hilarious thread LOL