This is REALLY pathetic
 

Carson Daly has been kissing Christina Aguilera's ass on MTV for the past hour. Heard so far:

"No one sings as good you." - Carson

Carson said "You're the only girl that could sing this song" to which Christina wisely replied "it's a simple song, really"

Why are you watching MTV.

TV was left on in the living room and the bedroom when Amanda left. I'm getting Christina in super-stereo.

I don't feel like getting up.

I heard "Crossing Over" the other day for the same reason.

I accidently left the tv on the cooking network the other day. Had no idea how many cool shows on there. I get excited when I run across Iron Chef now.

Labret,

Do you cook?

I love the new improved slutty version of Christina Aguilera..

The video for Dirty makes me very happy in pants..

Her ass has a great bounce to it..

I can. I am no Iron Chef, but I can cook just about anything. Esp if I can burn it on a grill. I'll be out in my driveway in the middle of winter at 3 am grilling up chicken, often. It gets no better than shishkabob.

And yourself?

No, cooking is near the far end of the long list of things I want to learn or improve someday though.

Being able to cook is so underrated. Women love a guy that can actually cook them a decent meal, instead of just ordering take away!

i cook a MEAN crackrock....

Love to cook.

I was actually going to go to culinary arts school, then I realized, computers are so much fun, and easy to work with.

Macro

Christina is mad hot. Even if she is raunchy at the same time. I'd eat that pussy - I bet it tastes like cotton candy.