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boneprone 10-20-2002 04:00 AM

When Cashing Your Jesus Dialer Check.
 
Doesnt it just seem as if Jesus is there with you as you cash it?

<img src="http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Teller.JPG">


Its becasue he is!


Jesus thanks Jesus Cash Affilates!!
He is always with you.

Turboface 10-20-2002 04:02 AM

That Hippie is going to mug that lady as soon as she steps foot out of that bank!

boneprone 10-20-2002 04:04 AM

Also, if you have yet to try our new Jesus 4 Free program
you are missing out!! Conversions are 1:250 with EXIT Traffic!

If you cant Trust Jesus who can you trust?

boneprone 10-20-2002 04:07 AM

When you Trust Jesus, he is with you always.
He gives you ideas you thought youd never have.

Here he is putting ideas into "UGLY" the Driver of the BangBus 3 years agao before he even knew what Bang Bus was!!


If it wernt for Jesus, UGLY would still be driving a public transportation bus and not the Bang Bus.


<img src="http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Trucker.JPG">
"fuck the bitches in your bus, shoot a load on thier face, laugh and then dump the bitch in some neighboood"

[Labret] 10-20-2002 04:07 AM

Mine always come back stamped "insufficient funds".

beemk 10-20-2002 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
<img src="http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Teller.JPG">

"yeah thats right bitch, all of it.... and dont even think about pushing that security button"

DarkJedi 10-20-2002 04:18 AM

Ask Jesus

Pete 10-20-2002 07:26 AM

Ever since I switched to Jesus Dialer I have been making more money than I know what to do with. The checks just keep coming. I always get this warm fuzzy feeling when I cash the checks. Now I know why!

ADL Colin 10-20-2002 07:29 AM

I've been auctioning my checks on Ebay. People are willing to pay more for Jesus' autograph than the
value of the checks themselves.

kmanrox 10-20-2002 07:30 AM

yes, jesuscash be jammin yo


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