Old Man Wanted To Have Sex With Me Today!
 

Was walking in the red light district and there was some old bum walking behind me, yelling "are you gay?????"

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

:1orglaugh

Rofl !

Dont tell me it was you? :upsidedow

do you look like this guy?

http://www.tylersroom.net/free_sites...twink0902g.jpg

He looks like the tranny i did somehow...:2 cents:

So how much did you charge him?

lmao and your reply was?

Nah at the end it was just a freebie behind the corner..

http://www.eprdel.cz/obrazky/1245813ug.jpg

did he give it to ya in the pooper?

So you like Fucking Old Guys, well maybe if you like them really, really old as in olde,,, perhaps Baddog will give you a ride on his Harley, I think that's what he calls it?

No he got a crush on another hot looking stud!

was it this guy?

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/2229...6/images/2.jpg

I just wanted to squueze your butt, was that too much to ask???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That bought tears to my eyes from laughing so much

btw are you gay or do you have that gay look/walk ?

I´am just a hot master piece of man meat! :winkwink:

hahahhaha :1orglaugh

I'll treat you like a hot master piece of man meat any day assterdam.

I WANNA PLAY IN THE REDLIGHT WITH YOU!!!!!!

(and not in the same way your old man fagsalot did)

lmao omg thats awful

what kind of look do you have to make them think you ARE gay??:helpme

Sucks to be you..!

so what were you doing in the rld?

ROFL ... so did you kick his ass? or maybe you liked the question...? :)
I'd deffinately kick his ass ... !!!

Call Jock Thunderbird at 702 334 542

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7...ouldersgc8.jpg

You should try it! Haha

He likes a bear!!

hahah funny shit!

You enjoyed him :)

I went to a gay bar in the Red Light District and they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't born with a penis... I was upset until I found out I could return the next day, when they were holding the after party for Wasteland... of course, when I was actually allowed to go, I didn't want to...

I was outside of the zoo in Berlin - they have a wonderful park around the zoo - and a man that didn't speak any English insisted that I fuck him for 100 euro. I could not for the life of me get him to go away. He kept saying "Ficke ficke" (or something that sounded like that). He followed me for a long time while I repeated "nein, nein"... finally I grabbed a stick and beat him with it until he wandered off...

Some people...

Am I the only one that thought this was a want ad?

Thats funny you should of said yes

no

i came to make the same comment. sounds suspiciously like a wanted ad, haha... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gross gross gross!!

lol...that is disturbing..

LOL I know that place, I bet the dude looked like one of my Venus Berlin impressions lookalike

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/data/adu...3090556_16.jpg

Kongratz! lol :)

Congrats to the winner!

Dude.... You've been in Amsterdam for so long and this is he first time? I believe that happened to me on visit #1!! :1orglaugh

Will be in AMS on Sat. I think, helping a friend move. Fancy meeting up for a drink or a smoke? :pimp

Iam probably not in AMS this weekend, but incase iam to lazy to move my ass out of the bed, ill stay here. I´ll send you my new cellphone number in a sec.
By the way, the greenhouse in harlemstraat became my new office lol :1orglaugh

Haha, you liked it yes? I love the fishtank floor and the weed aint bad either eh :winkwink:

Lucky bastard, makes me want to move to AMS. Still going to be stuck in Eindhoven for the next 3 years. :Oh crap

Yeah its great, but we should go to the Dampkring (http://www.dedampkring.nl/ ) next time. The weed is superb!

Hey, you dont know until you ask.

De dampkring, looks good! Got your text btw, everything here going well. Does the dampkring also have wifi? :pimp

I'd be not surprised if there was no asking part in some cases