I'm Drunk!!!!!!!
 

HEY WHAT UP!!! I AM FUCKIN DRUNK AS FUCK AT A PARTY RIGHT NOW!! LOL.... I ASKED THE HOSTESS' TO USE HER COmputer to finish up some quick work!!! so yeah.. i gfot this drunk guy that just came up behind me too!! Lol111 haha, thought I would stop by here and keep a recording of my self to see how fuickedf up my realluy am!!! I'M NOT REALL\Y LIKE THIS!!! WOA THATS A PRretty longg post!! did i tell you i got my FREE GFY TEESHIRT?/! well i didn't actually get it, but i won it cuszas my hundrwed posts! SEE YOU TOMMOROEW MORNING.. NOW I'LL GO FUCK MYSELF.. OH WAIT THERE'S REAL CHICKSHERE HERE TONIGHT!! LOL... GO FUCK YOUR SELF FUCKERS!! HAHA, JUST KIDDING..

So am I dude!

It's so funny. Always when you guys drink too much you post a thread "I'm drunk" or "I'm drunk like a muthafucka"... :thumbsup

Go get some anal sex with a hot chick and tell us how it goes. We need to test out methods to get our women to let us do it :helpme

If you're drunk at a party, why the fuck are you even near a computer? heh...

I am drunk too. I am at my computer cuz I am lonely...... feel sorry for me boys....

I feel sorry for you. I'm not drunk (just drank some orange juice), but I'm at my computer because my girlfriend lives too far away from me and I have nothing better to do now.

Shit, well I have sex waiting for me downstairs. It is I who feels sorry for YOU!!!!!!!!!! :)

Me too :(

Oh, yeah, I need someone to be sorry for me. The last time I saw her was in Aug 12th. I'll see her again just in December. This life is crazy.

lol parteyy

I'm never sober.

I'm never drunk.

I got crabs!

u all suck.. i am so needing lovin', but downstairs ain't so fun... I need.............. NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you???? I need Nina!!!!!!

Quit fuckin' boneprone!

haha you're at a party and you're posting on gfy?

yes i'm just that dedicated to my... um... work... yes... LOL. I'm back home now, I'm surprised I havn't passed out yet. I actually met a chick willing to produce some content with me. I have never produced content before, but she did this helium balloon voice thing and I got an idea for a balloon fetish website, lol... she'd be perfect! We exchanged contact info and will be in touch. She sounded really enthusiastic about it.