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Spoonie Luv

10-19-2002 05:38 PM

Good excuse to sneak out of the house

I feel the demons rising....

I need a good excuse to dig out of the house for a couple of hours. I'm going to tell the wife I'm going up to the bookstore to look at books.

Any other good ones?

420palace

10-19-2002 05:43 PM

tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

Exxxotica

10-19-2002 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420palace
tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

Yes, wives and girlfriends love that. They like it even better when you bring the girl home for dinner too.

Spoonie Luv

10-19-2002 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420palace
tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

Why would I tell her the truth?

Pete	10-19-2002 05:48 PM

Just tell her you want to go smoke a joint and drink a jug of beer at the strip club for an hour or so.

Spoonie Luv

10-19-2002 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Just tell her you want to go smoke a joint and drink a jug of beer at the strip club for an hour or so.

Man, you know me too well... again with the truth, you guys are too honest!

Exxxotica

10-19-2002 05:51 PM

Tell her you are going to the mall to look for her Christmass gift.

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