At the grocery store i purposely take 30+ items to the 12 item line:
 

who the fuck is gonna say anything to me?

i do it just to test people, the last dude that said something to me got layed THE FUCK OUT :warning

Nobody really buys the act, just let it go.

Sure you layed them the fuck out....:1orglaugh

Giving head could use 'laid' for a euphemism, right?

That is so fucking punk rock, "now let's get sushi and not pay"!

So you hit someone for "saying something to you". Well done!

so you hit someone in the super market? How much time did you do for that? Sucks having to find new stores to shop in all the time. lol

Darkjedi was more original with his "someone looked at me funny in the restaurant which was setting a bad example for the kid I was with so I knocked him on his ass" story.

You act tough for a dude carrying 30+ tubes of vagisil.

Yes, i agree!

:1orglaugh

the manager saw i was breaking walnuts with my biceps and eating them, did you think he said anything? HELL NO HE SAW THE SIZE OF MY BICEPS :warning

If I'm in the 12 Items or less line and someone steps up with 15 items, I start wishing hateful shit on them...haha

So your the fucker that ways runs in front of me when I have two things.

i carry around e-coli infested beef and wipe it on people that take too many things in the checkout