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TDF 10-19-2002 04:31 PM

one night stands
 
I assume some of you have been laid and I seriously doubt some of you have. And on that note on your date to ONS ratio are you? I would say for myself it would be about 5:1. Tonight I will be out searching for the battest chick from the club to bring back to my crib for a couple of rounds of bedroom action. Do u do the one night stand thing or just have sex with women u date? Honesty is perferred but this is GFY so anything is possible


P.S. Party Goat this doesn't include out last hookup:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 10-19-2002 04:32 PM

One night stands kick ass.... :glugglug

Sly_RJ 10-19-2002 04:49 PM

I prefer one night sits.

<IMX> 10-19-2002 04:51 PM

Nope I'm done with one-nighters, I'm afraid of diseases.

MiLo 10-19-2002 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
Nope I'm done with one-nighters, I'm afraid of diseases.
Amen. Not talking about HIV or STDīs only.

I fucked a date last week and she passed
me a nasty intestinal virus. She is incredibly hot
but not worth the puking.

Krome 10-19-2002 04:57 PM

I can take you to clubs in London where it is a virtual definite...but the quality is shit... I would say if I am going out with a girl just her and I to a club I have a 70% chance if I am just going to the club looking and do not have anyone in mind then I would say I am the same as you about 1 in 5 times...you werent 5 for every 1 night out are you?:Graucho

Ace-Ace 10-19-2002 05:00 PM

What's sex?

Marcus 10-19-2002 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro


I fucked a date last week and she passed
me a nasty intestinal virus. She is incredibly hot
but not worth the puking.

never toss salad on the first date

Exxxotica 10-19-2002 05:47 PM

I've got no game... so I usually go home and fuck myself.

TDF 10-19-2002 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I've got no game... so I usually go home and fuck myself.
:( ...I think game is in the eye of the beholder. Chicks love confident men. I just approacha woman with the attitude thats she's going to love my studly pudgy stomach and my charming personality.I will buy her a couple of drinks to find out her plan and she is readily comming home with me for the night...:)

FlyingIguana 10-19-2002 05:54 PM

'I assume some of you have been laid and I seriously doubt some of you have'

its not like its that difficult to get laid...

TDF 10-19-2002 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
'I assume some of you have been laid and I seriously doubt some of you have'

its not like its that difficult to get laid...


for some it is :( without a call girl

FlyingIguana 10-19-2002 06:07 PM

well maybe if you're a one armed midget that looks like the elephant man it might be difficult

garv 10-19-2002 06:11 PM

to drunk and to ugly for women to want to come home with me.

I've even tried the "I'll make you a star" line.

remember boys when insulting a woman that has a glass of something in her hand keep your mouth open, atleast you get a free drink out of your efforts.


garv

FiReC 10-19-2002 06:13 PM

do "one week stands" count?

playa 10-19-2002 06:18 PM

As i have gotten older i realized that one night stands is not something i want to look for,,

especially bringing home girls i don't even really know for the first time,, ain't no telling

TDF 10-19-2002 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
As i have gotten older i realized that one night stands is not something i want to look for,,

especially bringing home girls i don't even really know for the first time,, ain't no telling

I hear ya playa. Im young and im a stud muffin. Just look at me, I ooze machisemo..what blind woman could resist big poppa smurf?

shann 10-19-2002 06:46 PM

I have two night stands. One on either side of my bed! :glugglug

playa 10-19-2002 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli


I hear ya playa. Im young and im a stud muffin. Just look at me, I ooze machisemo..what blind woman could resist big poppa smurf?


don't get me wrong if the girl offers the pussy then i'll have to be the man bout it and handle it,,

it's just something i don't push hard like i use to when i was younger

codemebaby 10-19-2002 06:59 PM

My one night stand to dating girlfriend ratio is about 12:4, (not including hookers) and I'm sick of 'et so I quit.

I want a woman, not a cheap thrill.

Shane 10-19-2002 07:00 PM

my motto

rootem, then bootem


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