| Compdoctor |
06-17-2008 08:50 AM |
Tuesday's Long Joke
A young, heavily pregnant woman rushed herself to hospital and asked to be given help, as she was about to have her first child. A nurse rushes out and takes her to the maternity ward. Along the way, the nurse asks 'Is the father with you at all?', to which the girl replies 'I don't know the father I'm afraid'. The nurse, who had experienced this many a time, said 'Oh, I am very sorry. Come on, let's get this baby out!'.
So after hours and hours and what seemed like forever the baby arrived, much to the young mother's delight. But she then saw that the nurse looked concerned. Now concerned herself she cried out 'What's wrong? Is my baby ok? What's happening?'. The nurse, holding the baby just out of view of the mother, said 'I'm...just gonna have to take the baby into the next room for some tests, nothing to be alarmed about, is that ok?' Still concerned, the mother replied 'Ok then, if you must, but I hope it's alright!'
Half an hour passed and the nurse returned to the newly-made mother. She looked at her and said 'Well, there's nothing to be completely alarmed about, you've given birth to a very healthy baby boy, congratulations'. 'Oh thank God!' said the mother. The nurse then said 'But, there are some questions I'd like to ask. Most importantly, what happened when this baby was conceived? Because it appears that your baby is black'. The mother, looking away and slightly embarrassed, said 'Well, it was a very bleak moment in my life. I'd lost my job, my parents had kicked me out of the house and I had no money whatsoever, so to get money I starred in a hardcore pornography film, and my co-star was a black man'. 'Fair enough then', said the nurse, 'but it also appears that your baby has the facial features of an Asian person'. The girl, still looking embarrassed, said 'Yes well, there was another man in the film of Asian ethnicity who starred with me'. The nurse nodded but continued 'And it also seems that your baby has the most illuminating ginger hair on a new-born child I have seen in a long time'. 'Yes' said the mother, 'another co-star of mine in the film was a red-haired gentleman'. After a little silence, the mother asks 'May I see my baby now?'. The nurse agreed, and went out to fetch the baby.
Two minutes later she walks back in with the black, ginger haired, Asian baby and handed it to her mother. Suddenly, the mother turns the baby upside down and smacks it straight across the arse. The baby screamed out and the mother held it back in her arms. Shocked, the nurse asked 'What the hell did you do that for?', to which the girl replied 'Sorry, I had to check if it barked too'.
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