Death Row Final Meal Request
 

Mine is Chicken noodle soup, Big Mac with fries, choc-chip icecream, 50 Kit-Kats and 2ltr Coke,
Then finish off with a pack of Marlboros.

Here's some cool ones.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

100 elephants and I am not being fried untill I have finished them all....

A dozen cans of baked beans.

If they're gonna execute me, I'm going down farting.

one blue whale please. deep fried.

I wld eat my wife's pussy!:thumbsup

Would that make it the gas chamber?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A large pizza with mushrooms, onions, mozzarella, fresh tomatoes. Two large steaks with eggs. Two ciabattas. Italian salad. And, ofcourse, a bottle of Jack and some cigars to go with that.

:1orglaugh

wow.. look at number 244. thats BAD

whats he gonna do with a bowl of salad dressing?

This one must have been Sleazy's before he got that stay of execution for being Canadian.

"Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb"

the vivid girls pussies, the herfirstgangbang girls pussies and all the ice cream they can bring me for desert.

I like this part

"The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served."

Anyone else notice how many requests for fried chicken there were? Is that some sort of electric chair joke?

Escape.

south philly cheeseteak

dats the shit!

1 Blue Whale, 3 Dodo eggs, and a glass of milk.

Now, that's clever. I'll have to remember that if I ever have a last meal.

Quiet you should not have just one...check my meal

I have not said anything about the elephants being dead...by the time I have finished one there will be another 20 or so for me to work through!!

what about a VW beatle like that guy on Ripley's Believe it or not eating a whole car cut into tiny pieces

how come they all seem to ask for Dr.Pepper too?

i drink that stuff by the gallon... hmmm.

There is a high correlation between people that commit violent crimes and Dr. Pepper. Look it up.

you forgot to copy 2 diet cokes

A bottle of an explosive substance and a bowl of nails.

i'd blow the executioner if he was cute. mmnnnn protein. that counts, doesn't it?

Mmm.. sad indictment of a society when you have 462 on death row - speaks volumes....

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...st/powellj.jpg

this guy doesnt look like crook does he ? :Graucho

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...wlist/mays.jpg

i got hooked on reading their resume

some of these last statements are a hoot

most of them have found god and they think that all is forgiven and they'll get to sit next to their heavenly father :1orglaugh

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm

Isn't that what the Bible promises?

For those that turn to Christ, I mean.

Raw Oysters, Lobsters and a Commisso's veal sandwich with a meat ball and extra sauce. I will wash that down with 1 Keg of Moosehead and for desert a bottle of Valium and some Black Sambuca! I will take my self out thank you very much! :thumbsup

"Declined last meal"

That's how I wanna go.

"You think I'll be needing burritos and banana pudding where I'm going? Fuck the world!"

one bourbon, one shot, and one beer

i'd wanna eat jessica alba's pussy

#209

I'll take an all-you-can eat fish fry with a bottomless coke, and a commitment to let me eat till I'm full. Then, I'd eat very slowly.

"Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person"

lol.

dr pepper seems to be the request among death row inmates.

i personally think that if they did anything bad enough for them to be sentenced to the death that they dont deserve a last meal.

lol i would pork jessica alba till she was in a wheelchair...for real, i would cripple her!
i saw on t.v. she hates snakes and reptiles....that rules me out as i have about 15 of em.....but i would still give her the fucking of her life and a good daily facial!

Man.. no more Dr Pepper for my two boys.

Prior Occupation: Electrician LOL

I would request that my last meal be the keys to my cell, and a 9MM Pistol.

I'd eat the keys and the gun, shit them out, and set myself free, as I shoot my way out of the prison and make my way to the nearest Ruth Chris Steakhouse. :)