I be at NUTS party this week thank you Too Much Monies for invitation to NUTS orgy
 

I get message from NUTS man say to me come to orgy party so I coming http://www.toomuchmedia.com/v4party/ I hope there many womans for me to have fuck with like at phoenix foursome party

Achmed
Take photo of Johns orange expensive car, then we sell it on craigslist & flee back to Tehran

Nice men!!!

I am photoshopping myself into your avatar pic. I will not be left out!! I am the meat, not the cheese, not the mayo... I am the meat in that sandwich, ya heard? You 2 need me :mad:

We do. We need meat :warning

You bring free oils for guests?

HA!

Wait... did you mean to post this in the 5.35 inch "average penis" thread?
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I decided to steer clear of that thread. I don't want my massive cockdog avatar to make anyone insecure.

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you like to see my cockdog it is skinny but long omarina love it and she lick it all night

i see if i can get gasoline truck and i bring gasoline for all guests

NUTS man is ok if i bring my artillerary to orgy party?

please stop send me roses Az sarah , my security throw it away think it assassination on me

marina, who is the twink in your avatar... he is cute... :thumbsup

Nuts man car nice but i have 4 of those automobiles , i bring my Rolls Royce which is bulletproof to the orgy

It is LL
LL is your soulmate
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she want husband?

you can afford 2 blondes on a shopping spree? :winkwink:

I wealthy man look see

Achmed Oil - Achmed Holdings - Achmed Guns n Ammo
Ceo of all companies

I buy them bags and clothes and they have sex with me

I dont think Sara Lee is ready for the experience of Alterna 10 and a case of Fillico (to rinse the hair with, of course)....

SARAH LEE

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All I know is. Them blonde's are looking hawt

Achmed for president...

you stay away from my wifes :mad:

you didn't get laid at the Phoenix Foursome and you ain't getting laid at the NUTS party either

but enjoy the festivities and remember to stoop and scoop your camel's poop

Taco refuses to make a comment on this one.
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Send me the newest styles. I hear it's fashion week in Iran.

Sarah and I - are already showing off our new designs to our rich country club friends.

Knock it off with your designer knockoff's :2 cents:

Mine will = REAL. Right Achmed baby??

Achmed this party is going to be Nuts....lol

is this guy for real?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i have no fucking clue

haha wtf

pics? thx