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Jai 06-13-2008 11:01 PM

terrorists in canada (the friendly nation of the west)
 
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/can...html?id=580611

i really hope these terrorists dont go free, they might not have gotten away with killing someone, but will never be happy till they do and thats scary

in a another article it was said that these islamic terrorists used hindu gods as target practice in their camp, and recruited at mosques..

shouldnt they find potential recruits at mental hospitals? how come all islamic terrorists organizations recruit at mosques where the most religious/nice people should be?

SmokeyTheBear 06-13-2008 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jai (Post 14318592)
shouldnt they find potential recruits at mental hospitals? how come all islamic terrorists organizations recruit at mosques where the most religious/nice people should be?

every religion has its nutjobs, and they are usually found at the churches :) the crazy ones are always ultra religious :)

CybermedAndy 06-13-2008 11:18 PM

Sadly we are a haven for terrorists and other undesireables

I'm fully liberal but even I want harsher laws and restrictions at this point

Spunky 06-13-2008 11:22 PM

I would close the borders.instantly

Iron Fist 06-13-2008 11:41 PM

Canadas in the west now? Every year this gets more interesting.

potter 06-14-2008 04:26 AM

blame canada!

SmokeyTheBear 06-14-2008 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14318639)
Canadas in the west now? Every year this gets more interesting.

its west of everything thats east of it.

syntacks 06-14-2008 09:01 AM

"frequent trips to Tim Hortons."

lol. some terrorists.

baddog 06-14-2008 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14318639)
Canadas in the west now? Every year this gets more interesting.

Where do you think it is?

_Richard_ 06-14-2008 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by syntacks (Post 14319329)
"frequent trips to Tim Hortons."

lol. some terrorists.

yea it's a pretty big joke

CDSmith 06-14-2008 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14318639)
Canadas in the west now? Every year this gets more interesting.

When muslim extremists refer to "the infidels of western civilization", whom did you think they were referring to?

Can & US have always been referred to as "the west" by much of the world for as long as I've lived.

minddust 06-14-2008 09:43 AM

Are you (the US) going to invade canada to drain Alberta oil? How many innocent will fall? Do harper really have weapons of mass destruction?


FOOLS.

The Judge 06-14-2008 10:21 AM

Canada is a serious threat to US national security because of its huge and uncontrolled population of undesirables.

baddog 06-14-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14319505)
Canada is a serious threat to US national security because of its huge and uncontrolled population of undesirables.

Don't forget their immigrants as well.


:upsidedow

Holly 06-14-2008 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14319505)
Canada is a serious threat to US national security because of its huge and uncontrolled population of undesirables.

I agree 100%.

I think it's time we nuke them. There's really no other choice.

The Judge 06-14-2008 10:31 PM

damn straight, last time I was there I saw hundreds of them roaming the streets free and unpunished

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14319543)
Don't forget their immigrants as well.


:upsidedow


MediaGuy 06-14-2008 10:34 PM

Ah another bullshit piece of crap American bullshit prosecution... see you when they dismiss the charges...

Holly 06-14-2008 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14321183)
Ah another bullshit piece of crap American bullshit prosecution... see you when they dismiss the charges...

Just for that- Montreal is first.

CDSmith 06-14-2008 10:40 PM

I hate to be the one to tell you guys this, but someone from Canada invented something called a "laser guided inhibitor" that works on incoming missiles, fucks with their guidance systems 'an shit. We Canucks are innovative like that, and sneaky, certainly not to be trusted.

We're not sure where to redirect any incoming nukes to though. Any suggestions?

I was thinking Nigeria, take out those spammers they got over there.

Holly 06-14-2008 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14321190)
I hate to be the one to tell you guys this, but someone from Canada invented something called a "laser guided inhibitor" that works on incoming missiles, fucks with their guidance systems 'an shit. We Canucks are innovative like that, and sneaky, certainly not to be trusted.

We're not sure where to redirect any incoming nukes to though. Any suggestions?

I was thinking Nigeria, take out those spammers they got over there.

I bet you're right. I'm sure Canada would destroy us if we went to war. Within a week, we'd all be living in igloos and sticking our penises in moose. We'd probably even have to eat that gravy french fry shit. :Grrrrrr

CDSmith 06-14-2008 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14321205)
I bet you're right. I'm sure Canada would destroy us if we went to war. Within a week, we'd all be living in igloos and sticking our penises in moose. We'd probably even have to eat that gravy french fry shit. :Grrrrrr

If you ate a real poutine you'd have your first real orgasm.

Yngwie 06-14-2008 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14321215)
If you ate a real poutine you'd have your first real orgasm.

I agree.. I laugh at people who knock it. but never tried it.. Poutines fucking kick ass.

Holly 06-14-2008 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14321215)
If you ate a real poutine you'd have your first real orgasm.

Sorry, but I'm straight.

MediaGuy 06-14-2008 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14321187)
Just for that- Montreal is first.

Serious. All "terrorism" prosecutions have ended in an absolute zero.


the prime reason for this is that... we're going after the wrong guys.

Bojangles 06-14-2008 11:27 PM

Let's put the cheap set on this one, eh?

tedwinters 06-14-2008 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14318624)
I would close the borders.instantly

You know, it seems like the US is always looking for someone to blame...

New York State ALONE has almost the same population of Canada, and that chances are, there are far more 'terrorists' purely given the fact that the population of the USA is 10X greater...

don't even get me started on both democratic potentials wanting to renegotiate 'free trade' (NAFTA) with Canada....
Gotta remember, we DO supply 90% of your oil, and are capable of supplying all of it... it's a pretty big chip we can negotiate with - again given that we're 1/10th your size and can't reasonably hurt your labour force...

CDSmith 06-14-2008 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tedwinters (Post 14321270)
Gotta remember, we DO supply 90% of your oil,

You make some good points, but on this I have to correct you. We are the USA's largest trade partner, yes. And as such we do supply them more oil than any other country, BUT... it's not 90% of their oil, it's more like 30%. And that's 30% of their imported oil of course. Around 40% of US oil is domestic.

I've seen links on this, so I know they're out there. Oh look here's one now... http://askville.amazon.com/countries...uestId=9443044

tedwinters 06-15-2008 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14321280)
You make some good points, but on this I have to correct you. We are the USA's largest trade partner, yes. And as such we do supply them more oil than any other country, BUT... it's not 90% of their oil, it's more like 30%.AnswerViewer.do?requestId=9443044[/url]

No biggy.. in fact, it's kind of a moot point...
I guess to state it another way, we have the second largest oil reserves next to Saudi Arabia... regardless if we're not CURRENTLY producing 90% of their oil, they do import more from us then any other country, and we ARE capable of supplying all their imports when they finally piss off the Saudis...

pr0 06-15-2008 12:04 AM

it was a group of children.....wearing camoflauge, owning one 9mm gun...pissing their pants when a wolf howled in the woods

the fucking HEAD of this "cell" was like 16 or 17 at the time of this so called "training"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

everything is "pussied" down in canada...even the terrorists :1orglaugh

pr0 06-15-2008 12:07 AM

"On another occasion, the accused leader indicated that they had a crate of weapons -- with rocket-propelled grenades, AK-47s and sniper rifles -- buried in a park.

The cache of weapons never materialized, the court heard."

sounds like some shit i would have said when i was 16.....

these aren't terrorist, their just asshole teenagers....get over it canada!

Jai 07-10-2008 07:48 PM

canada just let anotehr terrorist out

silly justice system

MediaGuy 07-10-2008 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14321190)
I hate to be the one to tell you guys this, but someone from Canada invented something called a "laser guided inhibitor" that works on incoming missiles, fucks with their guidance systems 'an shit. We Canucks are innovative like that, and sneaky, certainly not to be trusted.

We're not sure where to redirect any incoming nukes to though. Any suggestions?

I was thinking Nigeria, take out those spammers they got over there.

Dude, Canada invented the phone.... fuck with us, and we'll infest your universe...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-10-2008 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14318605)
every religion has its nutjobs, and they are usually found at the churches :) the crazy ones are always ultra religious :)

Many Westerners are led to believe this but Islam in all actuality does not work like this. The philisophy of the religeon is simple regarding non believers. Non believers are to be intimidated, subjugated and executed. In the Koran there does not exhist any philosophies regarding Co-exhistance of other religions. Islam is inherently oppositional to any other religion and oppositional to any government that does not follow Islamic Law.]

Islam does indeed entail assertive action in its scriptures and encourages action of it's followers to take step's against non believers and non Islamic governments.

Read more about Islam.

CDSmith 07-10-2008 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14446820)
Dude, Canada invented the phone.... fuck with us, and we'll infest your universe...

Dude, I think you missed the part about me being a Canadian.

My universe is your universe. Infest away. :1orglaugh


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