I am now an AMERICAN citizen****
 

Yep....since today at 2:20 pm i am an American citizen..

I took 5 years but now i can vote,eat hamburgers, drive a Camaro, go look for the weapon of mass destruction, be a free man, wear a mullet, camp out, drink PABST, say " how yaa dddoing", carry an M-16, drive a SUV in the city, Celebrate Cinco de Mayo even if it s not an American Holiday, Go to Talladega, fall asleep during a baseball game, start as many businesses as i want, drive through fast food, pharmacies, dry cleaning, drug stores without leaving my car,enjoy democracy and hopefully make money.

Jokes aside i am proud to be an American now, this is a great country which gave me a lot!

Even George W. sent me a letter

The good part of all this that i ave two passports: American and Italian.....

God bless the U.S and A!!

congrats and welcome :thumbsup

I'm sorry to hear. :thumbsup

congrats :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I want two passports too. Can you always keep your native passport when becoming an American citizen?

Welcome. :-)

Welcome to America :)

welcome and congrats. :)

Welcome and enjoy the perks or lack of them :winkwink:

Point of reference to humor part - Cinco de Mayo should be an American holiday if you really check its history.

I guess it depends what your country regulations are, Italy allows dual citizenship.

Congrats I'll bring horses and a bottle of bourbon next time we meet..

Aww Christopher Columbus would be proud right now ....

Good post and congrats. You really summed up pretty well what being an American citizen means these days.

Congrats - I have been here since 1979 and still English. I should go apply for mine.

Congrats on your citizenship!

Welcome to the states. Glad to hear you coming :]

Congrats!

Congrats on your accomplishment

green card . . green back . . I like burger King . . enjoy !

nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Did your IQ drop with 20 instantly? I heard its part of the process.

There you go, you left out a few words.

have fun :GFYBand

Time to break out your fat pants.

Cool beans, congrats to you

You mean a US citizen ;) America is a continent

But congrats!

congrats dude. that's cool. welcome to our shithole :)

WTF .... why are you insulting your ancestors? Where the fuck did Americans come from originally? Come on??? Did they just drop out of the sky and shove the Natives aside?????

congrats :)

How did you do that? Did you live in the USA for 5 years then they let you be a citizen??

heh good luck :)

Nice personalized letter:P

congrats!

Congratulations and good luck!!!

Thanks Mutt. You're too kind to us, the europeans.
If someone just told me sooner that you apparently didn't like us...


Mike

congratulation mate

Well done... Its a long road... I know that, you must be very pleased :)
I'll be joining you in a year or two... I'm two years into my application to legally become a US citizen :)

BudLight for good now?

congrats men!

Least you got out of that third world shithole that pretends it's European I guess. Congrats!

Congrats! I hope you enjoy it.

Why do Canadians get so bent out of shape over that? :)

:1orglaugh yeah - nice corny letter too....

Congrats Mo! :)

welcome, now pay your damn taxes! :)

Not bent out of shape, it just sounds dumb. Would be like Austria referring to themselves as Europe, or Japan calling themselves Asia. Only place that is a continent and a country is Australia :thumbsup

Congrats. Even though I have lived in Europe now for a long time I am still always proud to show my American passport.

Thanks!!!!!!!!!

been doing that for the past 4 years, have you heard of something called Social Security?