I have had a boner for the past 12 hours straight :|
 

one of my gfs will suck it, ill cum all over her face, STAYS UP
ill wack it for an hour while my gfs lick eachother, STAYS UP
ill spin it around like a helicopter and quietly hover around the house, STAYS UP!

my dick just wont go down,

i am sitting here peaking around the side of my girl cause she wont get off of it!

12 hours!?!?!? i am getting worried. :(

wtf do i do? :helpme

Stop thinking about me.

it will turn blue and fall off soon, don't worry about it

Maybe the boner is imaginary just like your GF's? :pimp

maybe you need a GF because you are imagining my boner? :helpme

much like the hole fake story, dont fret the little thing will fall off soon

You're the one with the imaginary boner. :1orglaugh

Dude, if you can do the helicopter with it and hover around, you've got a fantastic new way to save on gas.

it is great being good looking and having a big ass cock, i dont have to spend a dime on chicks, they show up i fuck their brains out and the want more.

you simps have to be dropping dollars on hoes just to get a smile. while they smile in your face they are coming back home to me to get some good dick.

i keep it up long and i keep it up strong, go lift some weights fat ass.


arent you going to point out any of my designs you think are ok?
or are you going to back peddle and leave this thread also?

lost of jealous people on GFY.

Her jaw is gonna sleep on your cock and she is gonna bite your dick off...

Make sure you calm that thing down before a accident happens..lol

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...08_468x367.jpg
YA NIGGAZ its THAT BIG

What? Up your own ass?

:1orglaugh

Well I obviously won that one.

I made MetaMan snap.

yo there is still time to enter the local breakdancing competition do you have the balance to do this on it?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=viu0f...eature=related

this is why you net losers be getting no girls.

while you are in your moms basement having gay fantasies about a grown men, password locking your "straight" porn folders,

i am out banging hot chicks, drinking expensive liquor, smoking the finest cigars.

i live the life of a king while you losers dream it.

take a note out of my book "banging bitches without trickin switches":
while you losers sit around and masturbate players like me set a date.

that means shave the hair off of your palms, step outside and actually do something with your life. it pains me to try to help you losers but you fall back down the same hole.

tell that to you WOW buddies also. PS THEY DONT COUNT AS REAL FRIENDS.

loser. :warning

isn't this the time when you "call your doctor"

Metaman must be sleepin cause his fuckin dreamin. :1orglaugh

hold up these hoes be playin with my fishtank. :mad:

You call your kids hoes?

You sure it isn't more like this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...sage_tasty.JPG

If you have an errection for over 4 hours... :)

here is the view from the ground of it:

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1106482..._And_Blimp.jpg

so is this guy some 16 year old white kid?

i hope you dont live near any schools or daycares.

what are those dark little bumps all over it:helpme

birthmarks,

i cant get this thing down!

i put it in my pants and it like a python on a camping trip. :helpme

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1106482..._And_Blimp.jpg
http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=81543...ine=1212617624


ROFL

shit you shoulda said that in the first place...just feed it a live guinea pig and it should chill out for a day or two:thumbsup

i feed it cats, if you get my drift. :winkwink:

BOOYASHAKA

IM sorry sweety, i have that effect on boys ;)

anyone think this metaman is just some fool looking for attention from a web forum simply because in real life he gets no attention other than girls screaming at the sight of him?

just a thought.

Oh and just looked at a previous thread of yours, mate I wouldnt be picky, if a gay guy even bothers giving you attention take it, you obviously are not being satisfied by women at all.

Basically mate it appears you're gay.....

its a tough job being such a stud but someone has to do it.
its more of a scream and chase rather then just a scream.

i had to get a bulk order of sharpies because of all the autographs i was giving out to women.

i think you're the one who is confused, your the guy calling me "mate" then saying "take gay attention when you can get it" then bragging about your sixth sense in spotting if a guy is gay. :1orglaugh

Start drinking. A lot.

Quit popping the blue pills and it will go down.

some black guy told me i could take the blue or red pill, the blue would put me back to bed and the red would take me to wonderland.

i took the red and i just feel high on E. :helpme