Chrisis Management Thread
 

Okay, with all theses oil shite threads and global warming issues what would be your second real world specialty, how would you be making your living if there is no more money in porn?

Imagine thre is no need in your DRIVING skills, you cant teach driving no one care cus there is no gas, no one needs your financial advice cus there is no value in the dollar anymore, only real things matter. How to make a fire, how to get food, how to protect your family...

FUCKIN' SCARY!

I would be a bagel business guy, i can really do magic to simple food, or i could be a sniper, i can fucking shoot a coin from long distance....

Oil price bump for the thread!

Stud service. My genes are the foundation of a super human. My offspring would have a much better chance of survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

Sig spot :)

I don´t know, can´t live without it!

Welding and wood working.

Id travel the world telling people the proper way to spell crisis... :winkwink:

Wtf does oil threads have to do with having to find a new job because there's no more adult industry?

Ok, give me a break, smart ass, consider you guys have Chris and Christ ( wrong again? ) I'm doing fucking good trying to speak it.

LOL, thanks for noticing btw, you'll survive crisis no shit.

it's about crisis. no oil means no electricity, computer won't work and no electronic dollar will be made unless you can sell your butt directly to customers :)

Ohhh damn took me a couple times to figure out wtf you are talking about..
You went from being in porn to not driving to living like pioneers as bagel man..
got confused..

I guess i'd be a hunter or a fisherman or a builder i'd have to be very active in creating shelter or gathering food.

I guess we'd already have shelter..

I could help keep it maintained..

:winkwink::winkwink: Very important to spell check your titles at least hehe. I figured someone would of pointed it out by now. :upsidedow

I could grow some veggies and sell them to others! :winkwink:

hmm.. I don't believe porn will EVER die.. people NEED it.. so I'd say live porn shows'd be the way to go :winkwink:

at our darkest times (moreso than at others really) we still need to be entertained/distracted :2 cents:

i can notice that from this thread we are getting to know how much wood they have in Canada.

What is it about XBiz nominees that they end up hunting for squirrel meat?

you say you kinda got the joke?