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Jens Van Assterdam 06-09-2008 08:42 AM

Fuck YOU Apple!
 
I went to the apple store today to buy a new mighty mouse. I thought i go with the cable version because iam always to lazy to buy batteries for the wireless.
Just got home and trying to dock this mouse into my mac and i realise the cable is like 10cm!! fucking 10cm!! The cable is shorter then a cock!!:mad::mad::mad:

StuartD 06-09-2008 08:55 AM

Isn't it supposed to plug into your keyboard?

nosey 06-09-2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14296121)
The cable is shorter then a cock!!

:1orglaugh

MaDalton 06-09-2008 09:01 AM

i have a wireless for sale, i keep my old logitech laptop mouse. the mighty mouse does mighty suck

Tuga 06-09-2008 09:02 AM

Are you going to use it on a Mac or shove it up your ass?

iMind 06-09-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14296166)
Isn't it supposed to plug into your keyboard?

Yeah, it is.... but it's stupid short.

Why anyone would buy a wired version is beyond me though , it feels like a toy
The batteries in the wireless one give it a real nice weight and they last for months.

Sid70 06-09-2008 09:04 AM

dude, this is lame, get a USB extender :)

Chris 06-09-2008 09:08 AM

our local apple store is closed today for the keynote

Babaganoosh 06-09-2008 09:12 AM

lol @ the cult of mac

Horny Dude 06-09-2008 09:14 AM

LOL...yeah the cord is way too short. Never liked the standard mouse for the Apple, too small of my hands, plus after using it for a long period of time it gets uncomfortable. Get an after market mouse and keyboard.

jalami 06-09-2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 14296201)
Yeah, it is.... but it's stupid short.

Why anyone would buy a wired version is beyond me though , it feels like a toy
The batteries in the wireless one give it a real nice weight and they last for months.

Months is also how long the Not-So-Mighty Mouse's stupid scroll ball works until the dirt and gunk gets in there and stops it from working. I bought another one thinking that the first one was defective, but no, they all are.

Penny Flame 06-09-2008 09:16 AM

This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...

MaDalton 06-09-2008 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14296255)
This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...

i can live without that picture

payd2purv 06-09-2008 09:55 AM

I have the wireless mighty mouse after a few months of use I decided I can't stand it.

1) You have to wait for the mouse to connect to the computer after sleeping etc.
2) The scroll ball stopped working only after a month.
3) You can't rest both fingers on the mouse it confuses the sensor for the dual buttons.
4) for some reason I find it hard to do precision movements with the mighty mouse..

I haven't used the mouse in like 4 months so I forget the rest of the problems..

I went back to my wired logitech.. it's badass...

johnuk 06-09-2008 10:49 AM

You realise just because you're on a Mac you don't actually have to have a mighty mouse? My MM scrollball stopped working after a year or so and unless you want to smash it open there's no way to get inside and clean the thing!

It looks all nice and shiny white sitting on the side though!

aico 06-09-2008 10:55 AM

The scrollball is easy to clean. Just unplug your mouse, and roll it on a wetwipe or paper towel with solvent repeated with a little pressure for a minute or so and it will work fine again.

payd2purv 06-09-2008 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 14296557)
The scrollball is easy to clean. Just unplug your mouse, and roll it on a wetwipe or paper towel with solvent repeated with a little pressure for a minute or so and it will work fine again.

Yah the sensor must get dirty but..

I also had another problem.. The scrollball had 2 "feels" as it "rolled" depending on how I touched it.

Smooth or Gritty.. Gritty the ball would work.. Smooth.. the ball wouldn't work..

I got no help from apple on replacing it so I said fuck it..

sicone 06-09-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14296329)
i can live without that picture

So could I

BusterBunny 06-09-2008 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14296255)
This thread is worthless without naked pictures of Jens and the mighty mouse in his ass...

hell yeah that's the spirit:pimp

sniperwolf 06-09-2008 11:06 AM

LOL! now buy a new one! a logitech cable mouse!

pornguy 06-09-2008 11:09 AM

Hate when they do shit like that.

DamianJ 06-09-2008 11:10 AM

I am a massive mac whore, but the mighty mouse is shit. Logitech ftw.

But the short cable is cos you should be plugging it into your keyboard, not your mac.

tranza 06-09-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14296121)
I went to the apple store today to buy a new mighty mouse. I thought i go with the cable version because iam always to lazy to buy batteries for the wireless.
Just got home and trying to dock this mouse into my mac and i realise the cable is like 10cm!! fucking 10cm!! The cable is shorter then a cock!!:mad::mad::mad:

hahahahaha relax men!


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