What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you????
 

As for I'm not easily embarrassed for the fact I don't care what others think. But I went to the grocery store with my old roommate at 3am after the bar...... I was in the cart, she was filling it with everything we need and started running with the cart until it flipped over.... the stuff flew out everywhere including cat litter...the cart skidded one way, me the other, I was laughing so hard... I peed my pants!!! I had to walk out of the store like that. That's my story what's yours?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No idea i dont remember.

I don't think I could top that, but you have to admit yours was at least brought on by the drunken stupidity of two girls after the bar just acting retarded. My story on the other hand... just pure embarassment.

It was back in '83, I bought my first motorcycle, an '82 920CC Virago (Yamaha-ha rice burning cruiser). I let it be known that I was going to ride down to a town in Ontario where a ton of the relatives are from. I rode the 5 hour trip, oh sorry, bikers say "tour"... and when I was approaching my aunt and uncle's house I saw a bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles gathering at the side of the house watching me approach. I could just imagine them saying "here he comes!" etc.... eee I was king of the world.... and then it happened.

I pulled up right onto their front walk, stopped the bike, stepped off and went to pull it up on the center stand.... and lost control of it. Instead of it making it over the top and onto the stand it started to fall away from me. Now, I still had my black full-face helmet on, my leathers, boots, gloves, and was quite stiff from riding so long.... and I chose not to let go. The bike pulled me over it as it went down, it's pegs poking holes in their lawn. I was launched over it like a sumo flipping someone 1/4 of his weight...

I did a sommersalt on the other side of the bike, stood up, spread my arms wide to the crowd of my relatives and yelled "TA-DAAAAA"

They broke out laughing, and evertime I see any of them to this day they are still laughing.


That's one, I definitely have a lot more.

lol at least you made the situation funny!
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i m too em bare assed to tell you

Im really surprised no one is embarrassed here? Or don't have enough balls to talk about it lol.

No one?

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when i was about 17 or 18 i got all drunk at this chicks party, my buddy was givin me a ride home i barfed all over myself in his car, he gave me the boot in my parents drive way, i ended up barfing all over myself more probably because there was barf on the side of my parents house, pissed myself lol and i must of taken my clothes off anyways my dad found me passed out ass naked on the porch.. woke him up cause the dog was barking at me lol had the keys to get inside in my shorts pocket the whole time.. i still get a kick out of that story

I had this NASCAR poster that I was collecting autographs on and Michael Waltrip that drives the #55 NAPA car was appearing at the Outback Steakhouse near me so I went down to see if he would sign it.

I keep the poster rolled up untill I need it so to protect it and make it easier to sign I placed it in an old frame that had one of those naked Playboy Playmate posters in it. The glass was off so he could sign and the frame held it over the Playmate.

When I got to the Outback it turned out this wasn't a public appearence by the driver and he was there to see all the Outback V.I.P.s that sponsor his car. Someone in charge explained to me what was going on and if I waited by the door she would have the driver come over and sign for me.

The place was packed to the max and the driver was standing inside by the door and EVERYONE was facing him while he talked. I was standing about 8' behind him in the entry way.

So I'm standing there holding up my poster in front of me when the NASCAR poster slips out the bottom of the frame and on to the floor.
Now I'm standing there hold a poster of a naked Playmate and everyone burst out laughing. The driver had no clue what was so funny untill he turned around and saw me still standing there holding up the naked poster. His jaw dropped and he was like WTF!

I slowly picked up my poster off the floor and slowly backed out the door in a comical way. I could hear them still laughing as I got in my car.

i remember when my friends and i decided to meet in Starbucks and then watch car racing, then i was late that time, so i decided to come up with some jokes to lessen the pressure. i thought i was going to make everyone laugh ( since I used to make everyone with my jokes) but i was wrong, when i deliver my jokes, everyone is staring at each other like they didn't get it....i admit that's my embarrassing moment.

I once walked past a table full of nurses in the hospital cafeteria (mid 80's) carrying a tray of food, and the fly of my uniform pants wide open.

And my ex girlfriend was among them, they all saw me and looked straight at my barn door wide open and laughed like a gaggle of demon hens at me. God I felt stupid.

In retrospect I should have put the tray down, pulled out mr happy and helicoptered them.

Damn I wish I could go back in time. Anyone got a time machine?

When I almost hit a deer running through the road...I'll never forget those horrible seconds :Oh crap

I cannot remember...

Where's the embarrassment in that?

My most embarassing moment was in grade 3. The class was dead silent writing a test, and i stood up and was about to go to the bathroom to take a piss. The second i stood up, I sneezed and farted at the same time.

The car wasn't mine

...and I was driving too fast with the owner next to me

I'm still seeing very little embarassment here. Do you have any idea how many times while driving across central Canada that I've almost hit a deer?

Embarrassment would be you slammed on your brakes, the car slid sideways, you flew out the driver's window (because you weren't wearing your seatbelt, shame!), you were thrown several feet through the air and got your head stuck in the deer's ass. And it took a tow truck and three strapping young men to get you free.

THAT would be embarrassing.

Farted loudly while passing out during a silent movie in Film Art class in College. Class became known as Film Fart.

I am lactose intolerant... sometimes it hits me bad... one day I had a grilled ham and cheese sandwich for lunch at a local restaurant and later that day I accidentally sharted at work... it was awful... noone knew it happened but I was so embarrassed... of course I left for the day after that happened. What an absolutely awful experience...

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1. I picked my nose so much in first grade that I got an infection and my entire nostril was sealed with a huge scab. My grandfather took me to class and told me teacher in front of everyone to make sure I kept my fingers out my nose.

2. 5th grade, had a bad case of stage fright during a play and fainted as soon as I was supposed to speak. I was pretty much dragged off the stage.

3. 6th grade--I was at a sleepover with a bunch of girls and had a very bad stomachache before bed. I woke up in the middle of the night because I had crapped the bed with the runs. The dad woke up because all the girls were screaming. I never slept over anyone's house until I was older.

4. High school- got my "girls" thing and didn't realize it until my pants were wet. Everyone saw it because no one in class had a sweater or shirt to lend me. Go figure.

5. Took that stuff called Xenical now Alli to try and lose weight. Didn't read the warning about the laxative affect. Had a severe accident at work and was covered in oil. Only people have ever tried this stuff will completely understand what I mean..

The list goes on and on but I would love to see someone top it:):):)

A long time ago a friend and I rented a house and one night he came home real late and woke me up to help him find something. We had both been out at the bars and I had come home before him. After we found his stuff he jumped in the bathroom. After a long night of drinking I had to pee really really bad so I stepped out the front door and went to pissing on the front lawn.

It was very cool that night and my pee was steaming so to pass the time I tried to see if I could write my name in pee. After doing that I tried to see how high I could pee. This went on for what seemed like five minutes. You know how a drunk pee can be.

After finally finishing I turned around while zipping up and noticed that there was a girl sitting in my roomate's car in the driveway waiting for him to come back out. I was too drunk to be embarrassed but she sure got an eye full :1orglaugh

I am also not easily embarrassed, but I can think of a few times I humliated myself. I think the worst was when I was about 20 years old, out waterskiing with a guy buddy of mine and some of his cute friends (only one other female present, and THANK GOD she was there!). Anyway, I had started my period that day, inserted my trusty tampon before donning my bikini, and took off for a day on the lake. After my turn of waterskiing, I climbed back in the boat and was having a great time until I started to notice that I seemed to be the only one having a great time. It was about 20 minutes after I climbed back into the boat that the only other female present let me know that my tampon string had been hanging out of my bikini the whole time but everybody felt too awkward to say anything.

One time in high school there was this chick I wanted to nail badly. She played the game well, but one afternoon after school I drove her home and she was out of excuses. We went up in her parent's huge master bathroom and filled the tub up with bubbles. This was in NJ and her parents both worked in NYC; They wouldn't be home until 7pm at the earliest. So we had the tub and the entire bathroom full of bubbles and the stereo cranked up, we both got naked, in the tub.....

Son of a bitch wouldn't you know it, Mom came home early that day. Surprise!

Unfortunately, that happens way too much than it should to us girls:Oh crap

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Yeah at this point in my life I would have just laughed it off, but at the time I was pretty shy and insecure, especially being amongst all those cute guys. It's like the whole booger effect... ya know? Everybody stares but nobody wants to say anything.

i pissed off my girlfriend, watched her turn around, walk to this cab where this poor girl was getting in, nad watch my girlfriend haul the poor girl out, so she could get in the cab

talk about being uncomfortable!

I had the same thing happen to me! Well... almost the same. I was out at The Spit drinking some beers with my same waterskiing buddy in his truck and had to pee REALLY badly. There was a stand-alone restroom out at the end of the spit, but it was almost dark and I refuse to go into one of those places at night by myself. So I went behind the building and squatted over a log. When I was done, I stood up and tripped over the log before I could pull up my pants... bare ass in the air... and when I got back up and pulled my pants up, I glanced down the other way and saw a guy sitting on another log about 20 feet from me just staring at me. I didn't even think to look for other people first since there were no other cars at that end.
That wasn't so much of an embarrassment though as just a funny drunken mistake.