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Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:07 PM
Listen up people. I'm gonna confess.
 
I have a massive pecker! It's thick and long and has a huge knob on top which drives the girls crazy.

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:07 PM
You are short, 40, and resemble a heroin addict... Who are you kidding?

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:08 PM
Fact is that every guy whos gonna mention something negative below this post (edit: or above as that dumb kid just did) is jealous and every girl that does that wants to fuck my peter.

mailman 06-07-2008 12:08 PM
im jealous!

aico 06-07-2008 12:09 PM
http://www.alotofmodels.com/dfgod.jpg

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291626)
Fact is that every guy whos gonna mention something negative below this post (edit: or above as that dumb kid just did) is jealous and every girl that does that wants to fuck my peter.
Have your balls dropped yet?

Dirty F your mom = every girl?

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14291631)
Have your balls dropped yet?
The only place where my balls drop is in some chicks mouth tonight. I'll snap some pics if you want so you can see what its like to be hung like me.

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291632)
The only place where my balls drop is in some chicks mouth tonight. I'll snap some pics if you want so you can see what its like to be hung like me.
Keep the pics I'm tired of being embarrassed FOR you...

Farang 06-07-2008 12:19 PM
Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AAK (Post 14291642)
Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?
If his dick was as big as he thinks it is... Do you think he'd be so angry at the world?

Hey Dirty that's the centimeter side of the ruler not inches. HAR HAR HAR .... oh brother...

I am 15 years younger than Dirty F and I don't even make troll threads about the size of my massive cock.

aico 06-07-2008 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AAK (Post 14291642)
Even strippers say my cock is huge. Let's compare, how long is yours?
no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?

Farang 06-07-2008 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 14291649)
no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?
what kind of fucking idiot believes any woman?

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 14291649)
no offense, but what kind of fucking idiot believes a stripper?
:1orglaugh

Strippers don't lie!

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AAK (Post 14291653)
what kind of fucking idiot believes any woman?
HAHAHAHA ROFL! EVEN BETTER! wow. that sheds a whole new light on your first post.

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:30 PM
Fuck, payd2purv you are one fucked up jealous kid. You go all crazy when i post about my cock. Scary really.

kmanrox 06-07-2008 12:31 PM
you're a waste of both bandwidth and oxygen

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14291669)
you're a waste of both bandwidth and oxygen
Another jealous person.

Be happy that you have a tiny cock Kman or you wouldnt be able to fuck all those thai boys.

aico 06-07-2008 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14291679)
nice animal :)
That's no animal, that's God.

Marky333 06-07-2008 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 14291629)
nice animal :)

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 14291681)
That's no animal, that's God.
Youre one weird guy :1orglaugh They should lock you up.

aico 06-07-2008 12:37 PM
and God works in mysterious ways...

payd2purv 06-07-2008 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291667)
Fuck, payd2purv you are one fucked up jealous kid. You go all crazy when i post about my cock. Scary really.
I am all about you and your big cock. :thumbsup

I am jealous but it's not of your cock. *wink*

Adultnet 06-07-2008 12:45 PM
congrats !

Electric Lights 06-07-2008 12:52 PM
Franck, you are copying MetaMan's threads.

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Electric Lights (Post 14291722)
Franck, you are copying MetaMan's threads.
Metatard has been copying my shit for ages. Just because he brags all the time and i only once in a while people think i'm copying him but believe me its the other way around.

Dirty F 06-07-2008 12:58 PM
165 pageviews and 24 replies already. Not bad considering that this thread is about the size of my cock.

TurboAngel 06-07-2008 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291623)
I have a massive pecker! It's thick and long and has a huge knob on top which drives the girls crazy.
Pics?



:winkwink:

Dirty F 06-07-2008 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 14291751)
Pics?



:winkwink:
I would upload them but payd2purv would faint.

payd2purv 06-07-2008 01:04 PM
So? I faint.. how does that affect you? post the pics.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291742)
165 pageviews and 24 replies already. Not bad considering that this thread is about the size of my cock.
What this forum lacks is the feature that tells you who posted last in the thread.

Since this forum doesn't have that feature people are forced to check a thread for updates..

So the thread views on this forum are a tad skewed...

Dirty F 06-07-2008 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14291754)
So? I faint.. how does that affect you? post the pics.




What this forum lacks is the feature that tells you who posted last in the thread.

Since this forum doesn't have that feature people are forced to check a thread for updates..

So the thread views on this forum are a tad skewed...
Because everyone is constantly checking the thread to see updates about my cock.

payd2purv 06-07-2008 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14291763)
Because everyone is constantly checking the thread to see updates about my cock.
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Yes.... but no... they are curious to see what crazy shit you're ranting about today :)

payd2purv 06-07-2008 01:16 PM
Well actually no fuck that..

The thread views are YOU looking to see if anyone cares about your dick.

:)

stickyfingerz 06-07-2008 01:17 PM
http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/20...Woodpecker.jpg


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