Dog Farts
 

Man, my dog was sick today & i had to take her to the vet, they gave her some shots & antibiotics.

Well now she's in my room sleepin, & fartin like the depths of hell have been unleashed in my face.

Is there anything that smells worse than a rancid dog fart? Sweet jesus! :helpme

:1orglaugh quit doing your dog in the butt

:disgust

snakes & alligators & rats oh my!

Did you like it? :winkwink:

You horrible horrible man :1orglaugh

My woman swears that my dog farts... but i've never smelt it!

Nope. :NopeNope

Well.... maybe some green tripe can give it a run for the money. :throwup

I would suggest tossing your dog's salad

::bitchslap::

pr0 talking to himself about doggy sex?

hahaha

huh? :1orglaugh

Catch them in bottles and register dogfartsonline.com

that series of pics RULEZ!

Oops. I thought this was a BlacksOnBlondes.Com discussion.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pr0 - Give me a buzz.



:glugglug

seriously, i know you said last night your dog was messed up.. was it allergies or something else?

I have a big dog that farts constantly even when feeling well:fart
I think I might have found a new use for his kong toy :)

place penis back in pants :Graucho

Goat farts are worse.

It's called "Farts denial"

This means that your wife is farting, not your dog.

OH They Do!! and they are Deadly !!:Hollering :fart

Makes me think of the different kinds of farts: sweet farts (the ones that almost smell good), fire farts (the kind that burn on the way out), sneakers (the ones you let out quietly, as in a movie theatre). Any more you can think of?

Pussy farts?! :fart :1orglaugh

No. Except if your dog has diarrhoea and she shits inside. (that's what my dog did today)

Yea the vet couldn't figure out what it was, but they gave her a shot & she's back to normal now. Happy puppy once again :thumbsup

I've had her since i was 9years old 1989 & ive never had to take her to the vet, except for her yearly checkup & vaccines. This was the first time...crazyness