A man walks into a bar and says...
 

A man walks into a bar and says to the bar man "can I have a steak and kidley pie please". The bar man says "don't you mean a steak and kidney pie sir". To which the man replies "that's what I said did'li".

um...wow

... See Sig ?

Thanks for sharing.

gee that is interesting. full of crap.
not funny at all

That's one of Data's jokes, from a start trek TNG episode

from like 1987.

A man walks into a bar and says....






















OWCH! Who left that fucking bar in my way...?

A man walks into a bar...

you'd think the guy behind him would have ducked.

heh, okay. :upsidedow

nyehehehe!

Isn't that from the MASH episode where Hawkeye is trying desperately to prove to everyone that he's funnier than BJ?

Two nuns are riding bikes. One says to the other "I've never come this way before.", the other replies, "It's the cobblestones."

I don't get it, why would someone want to eat kidney pie? Sounds disgusting.

Brits have awfull food ...

Ever saw anywhere restaurant with " British Cuisine " ?

and then he go and post it :)

i'm not a big joke person but that was just lame lol

everyones prolly hear this one but...

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bar tender says "hey fuck you, get out we dont serve drinks to mushrooms"

the mushrooms like "Awe why not man? im a fun guy (fungi)"

lol...il be the first to say "cheezy, i know

yea, not that great, better luck next time...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks.

Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, why the long face ?"

Celine Dion walks into a bar and 4 people are trampled to death in the rush for the only exit.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar with her husband Mathew Broderick. Bartender says "Hey you" pointing to Mathew Broderick, "park your horse outside"

That was lame

Oh man..that was bad

bump this thread

frank, claire, and kbizzle walk into a bar...

Wow that 5 seconds of me life I will never get back