Strip club blowjob + phone # (man i love getting older)
 

So i hit a strip club the other day (while waiting for a friend to meet me next door for dinner/meeting) I'm sitting there talking to this little geeky chick (about kevin smith movies). Next thing i know she's asking for my phone #...even before a lap dance or anything. Now I'm not a sucker...I'm mad familiar with strip clubs & the ho's inside..& all their hustles. Anyways i talk her into a free lapdance & she slips me a blow job in the back (condom on of course!) I give her a $20 to give to the house so they didn't think anything was up.

Now the girls calling me at 11:44pm on a Tuesday night (when i told her i would call this weekend)....So I'm thinking giving her the # was a bad idea.

Seems the older i get...the more hot young chicks (19-21) actually want to talk to me. Back in the day i had to try HARD and got no love...now they just fall in my lap...literally :pimp

How old were you when the bitches just started dropping like flies into your lap? I guess I'm a late bloomer....I'm 28....I mean I've always had them around, i just had to try really hard...now its mad easy :1orglaugh

Oh btw her name is Mandy, shes no older than 21...5"5...115lbs...nice c-cup, definitely bisexual....most people on gfy would "hit it". Will post pictures if i take her out this weekend.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Chicks dig older men. I'm 28 as well and can't believe how many younger girls go for guys around my age. I stop and look at the guys their age, around 19 or 20, and it all makes sense. Guys their age are fucking retarded. Older guys are more mellow and don't try so hard to be cool.

I'm pretty well known for not bullshitting bro :thumbsup

Pics this weekend!

It's the wallet.....hoes smell money whether or not you're flashing it.

Strippers definitely prefer a slightly older but not too much older guy..
They want to be a little more sure that you have cash.

and i'm sure they just feel more comfortable with an older guy... for general reasons..

Strippers always liked me :) but that's just cause i'm pretty.

28 is older men :Oh crap

How did you get a bj in the "back" where others can see? Most normal dances are done in a common room.

Did you go to a private room or something?

he went in the same room your gf uses to suck cock and lick balls

Also, Kevin Smith movies? BAD BAD BAD SIGN! Anybody who knows "Kevin Smith" movies (enough to discuss) is not a quality person.

someone who hasnt seen a real life pussy since 2006 shouldnt be giving advice :2 cents: crawl back into the ....

:1orglaugh

suck my cock...his adolescent humor is awesome

& by "in back" i mean the last little "booth"...it was open in the front, but had 2 side walls like a cubicle...someone could have easily seen it/busted us, which made it all the hotter

this strip club also had zero security guys....it was 8 girls, 1 other customer & a female bartender...that was it

I'd rather get a free lapdance and nothing than a lame ass BJ with a condom.

Strippers are nothing but trouble..good for a quick pump and dump

lol, I noticed that too

a few months back my best bud who's 36 broke up with his couple of years live in girlfriend that was 25 or so and not even 2 months later hooked up with a 20 year old, and she was all over him, showing up and hanging with him, he didn't even have to pursue and they are now together all the time steady

it seems that guys start to hit the common maturity level in their 30's that 20 something year old girls are already at, or something common anyways..... they seem to make a good fit... it's not one night fling things either, it seems to work for relationships :2 cents:

so I guess, PR0, the good times are really only beginning :thumbsup

yea...i totally wanna get the clap from a stripper

she was going to do it without one ::: shiver ::: but i pulled it out in time

We need another Buffalo trip.
WG

Thats about the biggest load of bullshit ever, it's mainly the extra decade giving the guy an advantage in being able to provide a higher quality of life.

20 year old girls mature??? don't make me vomit. I don't understand how 30 year old guys can hook up with 20-21 year old chicks for more than casual sex and occasionally pretending to listen to their garbage so that they get more sex.

Odd when someone who whores themself on a daily basis, gives a blowjob for free... She must be stupid or think you're going to rescue her from her pathetic existence of giving 20 dollar blowjobs.

I wonder how many free blow jobs she gave today, this week, this month? :1orglaugh

Where is this club anyway? LA?

hahah lucky bastage!

lets do it in a couple weeks...i got something i need to give to ya in person anyways :thumbsup

you make it sound like pr0 is trying to marry the chick.

but i know better it's more of a lets have her come over and get naked on the coffee table type shit. :2 cents:

:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I agree with point a) but I'm arguing that you can still get the herp. with a condom and a BJ with a condom isn't worth the $3 you pay for a rubber.

Uhhh... Have you been to many strip clubs? :helpme

:: knocking on wood :: with all the drunken romps with whores I've had....I've yet to contract any std in 28 years of ridiculous sex....lets hope i didn't get anything this time :thumbsup

i think its pretty obvious he hasn't

what do you mean?
Buffalo, NY?

if so, why?

PASTIES!

BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PASTIES!

http://www.imagexhost.com/images/610209pasties.jpg

Congrats man but not to burst your bubble or anything but The "MAIN" reason these chicks are showing u more attention as you get older is because they don't wanna do shit accept land someone who will take care of them. They have no goals or ambitions. I see it to much here in vegas. But use them while you can!!!

there really isnt anything interesting in buffalo, unless of course you like art galleries and old churches.

thats perfectly fine with me...cuz all i want to use them for is a fuck :thumbsup

i refuse to ever get married, and i don't want children :thumbsup

ya, i started feeling that when i was about 30, that magically been working since that time.

guys their age are busy banging highschool girls, it a vicious cycle haha. seriously, girls love guys in the 3-10 years older range. always have always will. whatsthe age gap between the majority of our parents? ya.

for all the busting my ass trying to get laid through highschool i got fat fucking nothing. until i turned 17-18, then all of the sudden it was like girls 15-16 were throwing themselves to the wind. i was getting play from these cute younger girls out of nowhere and it was great. i didn't understand it, but i didn't question it much either. couldn't touch a girl my own age. and all these chick friends i'd been partying with for a couple years now trying to screw are giving me shit for being a pervert and screwing around with these younger girls. i was just like "fuck you bitch, i tried getting with you for years now and it didn't go fucking nowhere, go suck on your 20 year old boyfriend's cock and stfu" women are retarded. i was 23 before i hooke dup with a chick who was actually older than me...

most of my buddy's are in the 22-26 years old area, most of the ones who are hooked up right now are dating girls younger than 20. it' just the way it is...

Then keep it up pimpin!!!!

sounds great.. :) have fun with her !

exactly :thumbsup

edit edit edit

Dear Penthouse...

28 aint old :(

With your age, I think youre still young and having girls at that age well suit just right and you're lucky enough to have that chick... so have fun, more sex and live!

yeah yeah yeah - not everyone is a pimp of baddog stature

Be VERY carefull with strippers and hookers. I had a stripper as girlfriend and she cost me more money in a half year then most of the gfy´ers make in their lifetime. Really fucking beware of them.
They come up with the greatest bullshit stories to suck money out of you and they are ALWAYS pretty bad ass when it comes to sex so you will most likely fall for it. :2 cents:

Good stuff man but I hate blowjobs with condoms on.

Your just warming up, I remember talking with you about 5years ago about this topic and like all guys in their early 20s you thought I was full of shit when I told you the older you get the easier it is.... Glad to see you've realized it! Enjoy the good times ahead brotha!

bingo, that's it... there's a certain confidence that females sense when you're rolling :thumbsup

THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD!!





j/k :) lets hope your magic works when we're in miami this year :thumbsup

The 18 to 21's are fun to look at, but soon as you have to talk to them that's when the pain starts.

Wait t'ill you hit 38, You'll have a blast ;-)

I'm even older than that, and sometimes I get the "take me away from my geeky little high school boyfriend and fuck me till you glue me shut" looks all the time.