My 4 month old baby boy just had his first....
 

Suppository.. :winkwink:

Whoah was that a mess.. Little shit volcano that guy. No idea how he was packin all that inside!

ahh the joys of fatherhood ...

Yikez! Take pictures / video so you can use it against him when he's older.

Funny, when I was a father I was keeping track of how many diapers I had changed. I was keeping a tally to use against him for when i was too old and he had to change mine :1orglaugh

made it to 2 hundred and something and gave up counting... basically said we were screwed for life, each one :1orglaugh

lol I just got a new video camera, I was totally thinking about it.. but it's just too weird. :) Plus I don't think showing it to your kid later would have the intended effect. :P

Every time we thought we had it cleaned up, more would come out!

eewwww. i love dogs :)

I expected :


Hardon

:pimp

omg when do they get hardons???

damn has it been 4 months already.
i thought i just saw your thread about it.
good stuff dude!

Haha my niece just did that too. Super gross!!

baby poop is the best. :)

Glad I don't have to clean that up

Haha it's quite a shocker. I think somewhere between 1 and 2 you notice.

I heard if you breast feed your baby their shit don't stink as much? is that true?

Never had to use a suppository although I've had runny shit squirted at me before...

As a bonus I'm usually the person that cleans up any stray shit, piss, and vomit in this household. Carpeted.

Poor kid, a father who's a porn pervert
You should quit adult biz as soon as he's concious enough to realise it.

Just want I needed to see, as mine is rapidly approaching 4 months lol....she's shown no signs of needing a suppository yet though, she does just *fine* on her own :upsidedow

python uhhh.. you know where you are, right?

What's up mike.. so nice to have a baby! It's just like nothing but good over here, even this shit is just funny more than anything, he was happy all day, before and after.. Just hadn't taken a shit in 2.5 days, so we took him to the doctor and they gave 'em that. He usually just goes all the time, dunno what's up.. she breastfeeds only too

Good luck with your little one, they grow super fast.. it's fuckin ridiculous.. By 9 months they'll probably be crawlin around like crazy, then boom walking. It's nuts.

thanks.. time flyin. I never did manage to post pics.. All my fuckin servers block hotlinking!! I can't even post shit anymore, sucks ass. wtf do I care if people hotlink some images anyways. gr.

can you hotlink flickr? maybe I can do that

PS: guys like pythonx make me wonder whether I should post baby pics here.. lol..

You think your kid likes that you post his picture on a board full of perverts? He is just not old enough to tell you it's disgusting. What will he say in school when they ask "what does your father do?"
"He's in porn business"... poor kid.

best moments of fatherhood hehe

I was changing diapers the other day, and last night I realized that I was looking at a 3 year old that was surfing the Dora the Explorer site. Sitting at the table with two pillows under him, with the mouse in his hand clicking away, and having a great time. Thank GOD he is potty trained now.

Poor baby..

mine just turned 16, still remember teething being hell on earth

congards by the way:)

he meant to say congrads


DYSLEXICS UNTIE

Yep, I wasn't sure what to expect, especially at my age...but it's a pretty incredible experience :) It has its difficult moments, especially since she was colicky and has GERD, but things got a lot better once the doctor put her on prevacid - now she's mainly just difficult after around 6-7pm. Hopefully we won't have to deal with the suppositories, she farts like a truck driver and produces more crap than I could imagine she has room for in her body ;) It's also impossible to believe that three months ago she fit in my arm with room to spare, and she's already twice as big :1orglaugh But even though I can't wait until she can walk, talk and use the bathroom lol.....it's fantastic to watch her develop day by day and I love her to death :)
Good luck with yours - hopefully the suppository was a one-time experience :)

Thank you for sharing :)

Another sex crazed, porn obsessed jesus freak in our midst.

You're the obsessed one man, sex is normal to us here..

To you? Something else.

Mmmm baby farts! My daughter was extremely spewy up until about 10-11 months so we had to put her on a special thicker formula... it made her fart like crazy. Basically every time she did something mildly exertive, like burst out crying, she'd pop out a fart too. :1orglaugh