favourite mob movie quotes
 

everyone here on gfy seems to be a wannabe gangster like me so post your favourite mob movie quotes..

here's some to start you off :Graucho

:BangBang: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
:BangBang: Say hallo to ma liddle friend!

and the godfather of all mob movie quotes...

:BangBang: *stuffs some tissues in my mouth* I'm gonna make him offer he can't refuse...

sometimes we're all hypocrites...

what the hells that from?>

"I'll make ya famous" - Some Western Mob Movie

hotdamn.. and i thought id seem em all

can't find it on imdb either?

ok im a moron.. youre talking about young guns hey colin :)

i thought you were saying that was the name of the movie the last quote was from.. heh

But now the guy's got to come up with Paulie's money every week. No matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. :BangBang:

-GoodFellas

YUP :-)

Sopranos

ah.. we're still on the first season in AU :)

"Never ask me about my business!"

"I'm Tony Montana and I'm a political prisoner from Cuba and I want my fucking human rights just like President Yimmy Carter says, okay?"

bought Casino on DVD the other day...

man that movie rocks!

"[...]While I was still trying to figure out why the guy said what he said, Nicky just hit him..."

.. is this your pen?

"Dis city like a big pussy just waiting to get FUCKED.."

Meadow Soprano: Are you in the Mafia?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Am I in the what?!
Meadow Soprano: Whatever you want to call it. Organized crime.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's total crap, who told you that?
Meadow Soprano: Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've seen the police come with warrants. I've seen you going out at three in the morning.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So you never seen Doc Cusamano going out at three in the morning on a call?
Meadow Soprano: Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50,000 in krugerrandts and a .45 automatic while they were hunting for Easter eggs?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it.
Meadow Soprano: Fine. There is no Mafia.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Alright look, Mead, you're a grown woman, almost. Some of my money comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. How does that make you feel?
Meadow Soprano: At least you don't keep denying it, like Mom. Kids in school think it's actually kinda neat.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: They seen The Godfather, right?
Meadow Soprano: Not really. "Casino" we like, Sharon Stone, the 70's clothes, pills --
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you.
Meadow Soprano: Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. But then, like... Mr. Scangarelo for example? An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? So many dads are full of shit.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, and I'm not.
Meadow Soprano: You finally told the truth about this.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Look, Mead, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses, stock market --
Meadow Soprano: Look, Dad, please, okay? Don't start mealy-mouthing.

Best line ever:

"..." as micheal corleone shut the door on his wife's face after he found out she had an abortion form Godfather II

what u talkin about man? he doesnt shut the door in her face after she tells him.. he slaps her and yells YOU WONT TAKE MY CHILDREN

trust me i know it off my heart :)

One of my favourites...

"Now go home and get your fucken shine box!

Mother fuckin.. mutt .. you.. you fucken piece of shit !!"

hehe

What the gun for?
how'da say? paranoid

a hazer is a pig that dont fly straight

A guy telling his girl who is bitching about money:

"if you want bread, fuck a baker"

To Live or Die in LA


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".. no frank what is a HAAZAR?!"

"Yeah. That's my bad mother fucker."

"What do you got me on? A 'pay-no-mind' list, kid?"


"You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that?"


"What can I say, I'm a good shot"
"How could you miss at this distance"
"You got a problem with what I did Anthony?"


AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTE FROM GOODFELLAS....


"What's up guy?"
- Nicky Eyes

This should be on a sound bite for the board. It was after Tommy shoots Spider in the foot.


"Why don't you go fuck yourself"

bhahahah gotta love that nicky eyes quote... nice one :1orglaugh

"im gonna go get the papers.. get the papers.."

From Heat: That's what I do, I take down scores.

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

Scarface...

Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?


--T

"Never rat on your friends.. and ALWAYS keep your mouth shut..."

"Are you going to bark all day, little doggy? Or are you going to bite?"

"Come again. What did you say? Can you repeat it? I didn't hear it!"

"You're fuckin' lookin' at 'em."

~Tony Soprano after the Hacidic Jew asks him where the Romans are now

"Whatdjya say.. are you bein a fucken wiseguy wid me.. HUH.. what'd i tell you.. *sorr..* what DID i tell you.. ...what did i tell you.. you dont buy anything you hear me? Dont buy ANYTHING"

haha ya gotta love how de niro repeats the same thing real quick a few times.. sounds so fucken cool

They kill one of ours we will kill one of the theirs. Sean Connery said that can anyone tell me inwhat movie. I know it was a mob movie. I think it was the untouchables.

man i could go all day with these heh...

another tony one...

:ak47:

"FUCK GASPER GOMEZ AND FUCK THE FUCKEN DIAZ BROTHERS.. I BURY THOSE COCK A ROACHES!!!"

:BangBang:

BARZINI

Times have changed. It's not like the Old Days -- when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend. If Don Corleone had all the judges, and the politicians in New York, then he must share them, or let us others use them. He must let us draw the water from the well. Certainly he can -- present a bill for such services; after all -- we are not Communists.

ZALUCHI

I also don't believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn't do that kind of business.

-- Somebody comes to them and says, "I have powders; if you put up three, four thousand dollar investment -- we can make fifty thousand distributing." So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable

(then, as he slams his hand on the table)

I don't want it near schools -- I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people -- the colored. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls...

VITO CORLEONE

I hoped that we would come here and reason together. And as a reasonable man I'm willing

to do whatever's necessary to -- find a peaceful solution to these problems...


BARZINI

Then we are agreed. The traffic in drugs will be permitted, but controlled -- and Don

Corleone will give up protection in the East -- and there will be the peace.

spot on manny.. was in the untouchables.. great movie :)

one last quote then im off heh.. this stuff is too addictive

Again from scarface :BangBang:

"money.. money..money.. money... money... thats all I ever hear about in this house"...."manny... look at the pelican fly... come on, pelican!"

hahah what an awesom movie

man.. just about every line from the godafather or scarface makes for an excellent quote when you think about it.. i guess thats why we love the movies so much... i have watched each of them so many fucken times ive lost count and i never get bored watching them because the dialogue is so good

forget about it

:1orglaugh

"If you love me, stir my eggs." - Last episode of sopranos

or

FUCK YOU PAY ME :thumbsup

"So I ask you again. What the fuck?"

"I say this knowing fully well who you are, but tell Harry he can go fuck himself"
"Im going to put this on account of shock, for this one time but remember this, you have the luxury of saving your son's life..."


can anyone say where this is from?

Are you talkin to ME fatso??!

Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the Mob... there's no difference!
F.B.I. Agent: Mrs. de Marco, the Mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.

Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.
Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again.

Lefty: How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.

Sonny Black: How can John Wayne die?
Gangster: Fuckin' Indians got him.