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InternetIsForPorn 05-29-2008 04:31 AM

I've found a way to make $7 million. Investors come in.
 
You'd be surprised with the places where I usually search for investors. And GFY is one of them.

I have found a fool-proof method on how to turn $500k into $7 million within 16-24 months. This does revolve around Affiliate Marketing - but not adult.

I'm looking for an open-minded and experienced in Affiliate Marketing investor.

Have already invested a significant amount of money into the project and can be well off making couple of hundred k per year, or get some extra cash to push that revenue to several million.

So I need either a venture capitalist or a business angel to back me up on this. You will have to be able to come to the EU and you will have to sign NDAs prior to getting any details. I will give only general outlines - but nothing specific - to initially interested parties.

icq 476 769 502
[email protected]

Comics please stay away from this thread.

InternetIsForPorn 05-29-2008 09:41 AM

Bump for the US crowd

Boobs 05-29-2008 09:42 AM

goodluck to you

payd2purv 05-29-2008 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boobs (Post 14250957)
goodluck to you

He's going to need it.

robfantasy 05-29-2008 09:53 AM

give us some type of details shit

polle54 05-29-2008 10:20 AM

that is a lot of money you are asking...

High Risk investment I assume??

polle54 05-29-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54 (Post 14251136)
that is a lot of money you are asking...

High Risk investment I assume??

Let me rephrase, you pose it as a high risk investment.

I assume it's bogus since you don't say anything besides mentioning a ROI of 1400% on a $500k investment.

InternetIsForPorn 05-29-2008 11:32 AM

I just love the way GFY usually reacts.

No, this is not a _high_ risk investment.

Only details I can say is that I found a real goldmine that is begging to be exploited. Wouldn't be smart to give away the details here, now would it?

Bhunter 05-29-2008 11:39 AM

Wow! even selling "weed" from the Netherlands on huge scale isn't so profitable.

WiredGuy 05-29-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 14251507)
I just love the way GFY usually reacts.

No, this is not a _high_ risk investment.

Only details I can say is that I found a real goldmine that is begging to be exploited. Wouldn't be smart to give away the details here, now would it?

But yet it would be smart to make potential investors fly to Europe and sign an NDA before even having the slightest clue what this is about?
WG

InternetIsForPorn 05-29-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14251558)
But yet it would be smart to make potential investors fly to Europe and sign an NDA before even having the slightest clue what this is about?
WG

Sorry, thought it was clear enough.

NDAs can be signed, scanned and emailed/faxed.

It's more like
1. Get general details
2. Sign NDA
3. Get full details
4. Meet if really interested
5. Proceed with the investment

brand0n 05-29-2008 12:22 PM

so post the general details

crockett 05-29-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 14251748)
so post the general details

I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.

Vick! 05-29-2008 12:49 PM

Must involve PPC => CPA shit. Doesn't it?

Adam_OC3 05-29-2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14251854)
I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

notime 05-29-2008 01:04 PM

maybe you should surf to www.adultvest.com these guys finance adult I read on xbiz.com

WiredGuy 05-29-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 14251591)
Sorry, thought it was clear enough.

NDAs can be signed, scanned and emailed/faxed.

It's more like
1. Get general details
2. Sign NDA
3. Get full details
4. Meet if really interested
5. Proceed with the investment

Kindly post 1. General Details then.
WG

JamesK 05-29-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14251854)
I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 05-29-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 14251507)
I just love the way GFY usually reacts.

No, this is not a _high_ risk investment.

Only details I can say is that I found a real goldmine that is begging to be exploited. Wouldn't be smart to give away the details here, now would it?

you mean you are surprised when a few people don't react like the mindless turds of this industry and point out what a retarded "plan" you have and that everything about what you said (what little you said) screams "i'm totally clueless and inexperienced"?

that surprise?

or a different surprise?

eightmotives 05-29-2008 01:28 PM

Way to pump your fucked up idea. Do yourself a favor and go home and stick a rooster in your ass. As the only one getting fucked by such a cock should be you. In the name of "bitch nuts" everywhere, you have been crowned the king.

woj 05-29-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14251952)
Kindly post 1. General Details then.
WG

fuck that, I'm really eager to get started asap, lets cut the unnecessary drama, and jump to step #5 right away...

post your wire details, lets do it!!

SykkBoy 05-29-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eightmotives (Post 14252046)
In the name of "bitch nuts" everywhere, you have been crowned the king.

I want to steal that line for my own use :)

FreeHugeMovies 05-29-2008 03:42 PM

I have found a way for us to make 8 million. Kindly e mail me instead. Same details as above.

qxm 05-29-2008 03:55 PM

.... this thread makes my balls feel highly suspicious! ...

_Richard_ 05-29-2008 03:59 PM

someone email him and get the general details

GrouchyAdmin 05-29-2008 04:01 PM

Open a porn pay site!

qxm 05-29-2008 04:13 PM

K got a good "business idea" to illustrate the thread:

I recently came across a hyped up guy asking me to give him $500 to participate in this "one-of-a-kind" opportunity in the VOIP market, the scheme mentions VOIP in order to conceal the real deal going on which is the classic "pyramid scheme" or MLM .... basically the "associates" earn $150 every time they bring someone into the "company" and have them pay $500 ....

Yes, people with common sense will definitively feel the scent of "scam" miles away... but there are several who let themselves be sold based on "emotions" and ultimately get fucked up...

For those wondering.......no I didn't hand over $500 because it was clearly a scam ..lol

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Sam Granger 05-29-2008 05:11 PM

Why the hell are you looking for investors then if you can make this on your own? You said you could make several k's on your own per year.... Why reveal your secret and let others profit from it?

InternetIsForPorn 06-01-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger (Post 14253054)
Why the hell are you looking for investors then if you can make this on your own? You said you could make several k's on your own per year.... Why reveal your secret and let others profit from it?

Good point. But that spot in the sun will be taken soon. I'm the first one who has thought of it but there will eventually be others.

So I have to act now in order to establish myself as the dominator of that niche.

And no, this doesn't involve PPC > CPA.

pornask 06-01-2008 12:39 PM

Good luck with your investor search, mate. GFY threads always turn into a bash fest. If you are sincere about your business and have genuine belief this would work, I hope it all comes together for you. Best of luck to you again :thumbsup

Lonely immortal 06-01-2008 12:59 PM

Hey guys send me one dollar yes just $1 and I'll make you bugger all. See I want your money but at least I'm man enough to admit I'm not going to give you anything back. That's got to be worth $1 right? :)

pr0 06-01-2008 01:03 PM

hey look its a millionaire using a gmail!!!

Nicky 06-01-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 14250065)

Comics please stay away from this thread.

Didn't help huh :Oh crap

cranki 06-01-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14251854)
I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

priceless!

Adultnet 06-01-2008 01:25 PM

lets all invest in africa .. much money to make there :)

DWB 06-01-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn (Post 14251507)
I just love the way GFY usually reacts.


Usually reacts? :1orglaugh

You mean how GFY has reacted during your first 60 posts?

MrDeiz 06-01-2008 01:38 PM

take credit and fuck out :)

MrDeiz 06-01-2008 01:41 PM

holly shit

AdultVest.com Marketplace Statistics
Total New In Last 7 Days
Available Capital (1) : $8,610,645,000 $354,500,000 :)

need to start my project for ~$1,400,000,000 :)

pr0 06-01-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daizzzy (Post 14263495)
holly shit

AdultVest.com Marketplace Statistics
Total New In Last 7 Days
Available Capital (1) : $8,610,645,000 $354,500,000 :)

need to start my project for ~$1,400,000,000 :)

www.adultvest.com uses an invalid security certificate. :error

xentech 06-01-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhunter (Post 14251533)
Wow! even selling "weed" from the Netherlands on huge scale isn't so profitable.

What? Why would it be? What a silly comparison...

Iron Fist 06-01-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger (Post 14253054)
Why the hell are you looking for investors then if you can make this on your own? You said you could make several k's on your own per year.... Why reveal your secret and let others profit from it?

Bingo.

And here in lies the problem of scammers trying to find "investors". If I made 100K off an idea, there no fucking way i'd be all over GFY or anywhere else sharing my secrets - I'd be busy making money and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14251854)
I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.

:1orglaugh ... This made me laugh too hard.

John. 06-02-2008 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14263399)
hey look its a millionaire using a gmail!!!

I will be a long long way past a million before I stop using gmail, what's wrong with it??

Penny24Seven 06-02-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14251854)
I can help with that. My dear good friend has recently won the Nigerian lottery. However by common Nigerian customs, it's typical that winner deposit a meare $500 thousand into a trusted state bank. This is to ensure that the winner pays the proper amount of taxes on the lottery winnings. Once paid your $7 million dollar check will be deposited into your checking account.

fucking perfect, looks like we have a winner haha

MrDeiz 01-19-2014 04:54 AM

interesting :2 cents:

~Ray 01-19-2014 04:57 AM

why the 5 year old bump?

MrDeiz 01-19-2014 04:58 AM

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19949773&postcount=35

just to bring the context :2 cents:

Markul 01-19-2014 05:20 AM

This is lame.

DVTimes 01-19-2014 05:23 AM

sounds great

can i invest $1

OneHungLo 01-19-2014 06:32 AM

OP went from banking 7 million to hawking SEO ebooks on Digital Point for $5.

#Ballin


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