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Brad Mitchell 05-28-2008 02:31 PM

MojoHost "School's Out" NewB Server Specials, 10m just $225!!!
 
Hello everyone!

School's out and I would like to make the following specials available to people in search of better hosting on more entry level hardware with extra bandwidth. These offers are open to new customers and also to existing customers that wish to add additional service through June 30th, subject to availability.

Enjoy the peace of mind and new found revenue that exceptional hosting with MojoHost can provide! If you need a different configuration other than what is listed please contact me for a custom quote. We take the headache out of growing your business so when you are ready to upgrade to the latest and greatest hardware we will make such transitions easy and affordable!

All server configurations below include:
-Fully Managed and Monitored Service
-Complete Move Assistance
-No Setup, No Contract
-CentOS Operating System
-FREE, Optional, NGNIX (lightweight http server optimized for static content)
-FREE Unique IPs, up to 200 (will be non-contiguous)
-FREE Complete Monthly Backup
-FREE LinkSentinal anti-hotlink protection MORE INFO
-OPTIONAL Wowza Flash Media Server (+$50/Month) MORE INFO
-OPTIONAL ProxyPass Members Area Protection (+$50/Month) MORE INFO

On a fully burstable gigabit port billed on 95th percentile:
5 Megabit just $175/month, overage at $23/Megabit
10 Megabit just $225/month, overage at $21/Megabit
20 Megabit just $350/month, overage at $19/Megabit
50 Megabit just $700/month, overage at $15/Megabit

Rare Special - Capped 100 megabit port:
100 Megabit just $1000/month - no overages, no tricks, use all 100m!

Choose from any of these three configurations:

'Fast File System'
Supermicro 1U
2.4Ghz Xeon
2G RAM
2x36G 10k RPM SCSI Drives (Hardware RAID1)
Gigabit WAN+LAN Ports

'Lots of Storage'
Supermicro 1U
P4 3.0 Hyperthreaded
2G RAM
80GB Operating System Drive
250GB Sites/Data Drive
Gigabit WAN+LAN Ports

'Fast Processor'
Supermicro 1U
AMD Opteron Processor 170
2G RAM
2x80GB Drives (Choose Raid1,0 or No Raid)
Gigabit WAN+LAN Ports

Please feel free to contact me for a custom quote or with questions about our service. Other drive and memory configurations are available, we aim to please! I encourage inquiries to email and phone.. ICQ has been crashing lately upon startup causing the loss of many messages that were coming my way.

Sincerely,

Brad

Sosa 05-28-2008 02:33 PM

Good stuff Brad :)

seeric 05-28-2008 02:34 PM

Brad got my girlfriend pregnant.

Brad Mitchell 05-28-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14247744)
Brad got my girlfriend pregnant.

Since when can trannies carry babies? sHE's playing a trick on you!

:1orglaugh

Brad

Brad Mitchell 05-29-2008 06:14 AM

Good morning everyone!

Brad

Poppy 05-29-2008 07:13 AM

Nice specials Brad.

Pussy Cat 05-29-2008 07:29 AM

Good Morning Brad

Bump for the awesome promo!!!

Brad Mitchell 05-29-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy (Post 14250325)
Nice specials Brad.

I learned from the best in the business :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy Cat (Post 14250362)
Good Morning Brad

Bump for the awesome promo!!!

Thanks!

Brad

payd2purv 05-29-2008 11:28 AM

Always looking for those web hosting discounts during my summer vacation :P

BabeHunter 05-29-2008 11:32 AM

nice offer!

ProjectNaked 05-29-2008 11:52 AM

Great Stuff as always - and Go Redwings!!

sandman! 05-29-2008 12:08 PM

nice deals :thumbsup

Brad Mitchell 05-29-2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked (Post 14251599)
Great Stuff as always - and Go Redwings!!

Another Stanley Cup would be nice for sure!!!

Brad

tranza 05-29-2008 12:39 PM

nide deal!

CarlosTheGaucho 05-29-2008 01:14 PM

I suspect you just made a great promo Brad!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ut-Posters.jpg

Great offer!

Brad Mitchell 05-29-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 14251988)
I suspect you just made a great promo Brad!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...ut-Posters.jpg

Great offer!

That's a cool poster, classic! :)

Brad

Iron Fist 05-29-2008 07:21 PM

Nice promo :)

Brad Mitchell 05-30-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14253499)
Nice promo :)

MojoHost aims to please :pimp

Brad

pr0 05-30-2008 01:09 PM

excellent deals

will be hitting you up soon to upgrade the 1 server we have with you so far : )

our script programmers keep hitting me up & telling me how much your support rocks...

that can only be a good sign!

eightmotives 05-30-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 14257512)
MojoHost aims to please :pimp

Brad

Please send a fluffer my way! :pimp

jact 05-30-2008 01:35 PM

I really wish I didn`t host with Geocities, that sounds awesome.

Brad Mitchell 05-30-2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eightmotives (Post 14257674)
Please send a fluffer my way! :pimp

Depending on your monthly spend, that could possibly be arranged. :1orglaugh

Brad

u-Bob 05-30-2008 01:43 PM

here's a bump :)

Brad Mitchell 06-02-2008 11:58 AM

Bump for specials :)

Brad

DamianJ 06-05-2008 12:47 PM

Brad, please come up with more straightforward names for your excellently priced hosting packages. I find the ones you are using here very confusing.

Angelina77 06-05-2008 12:49 PM

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO for Brad!!!! How are you? I haven't seen ya out in awhile :Oh crap You need to get your head out of work!!! Nice offer BTW!!! EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO USE MOJO HOST! AND YA RED WINGS!! Are you going to the parade tomorrow?

DonX 06-05-2008 12:56 PM

Nice special Brad

Brad Mitchell 06-05-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelina77 (Post 14284094)
WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO for Brad!!!! How are you? I haven't seen ya out in awhile :Oh crap You need to get your head out of work!!! Nice offer BTW!!! EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO USE MOJO HOST! AND YA RED WINGS!! Are you going to the parade tomorrow?

Yay Red Wings... No, no parade for me and the family tomorrow... the burbs should be traffic free, I can't wait!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonX (Post 14284138)
Nice special Brad

Thanks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 14284085)
Brad, please come up with more straightforward names for your excellently priced hosting packages. I find the ones you are using here very confusing.

Normally they're more straightforward... they were going to be named "Night School", "Summer School" and "Vocational School" but I was short on time writing the thread for my scheduled pin here on GFY.

:)

Brad

MrVids 06-05-2008 02:21 PM

that deal is like a sore dick, ya can't beat it!

Naughty-Pages 06-05-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 14247783)
Since when can trannies carry babies? sHE's playing a trick on you!

:1orglaugh

Brad

LMFAO!

nice one!

Matyko 06-06-2008 01:42 AM

Its time for me to hit you up Brad and ask for a little upgrade on my server, as I am running out of bw :)
Nice offer as always.
Girls & Guys :you'll never ever look for hosting ads/possibilities once you joined the MojoHost family!
Cheers to the whole team :pimp

Brad Mitchell 06-06-2008 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 14286927)
Its time for me to hit you up Brad and ask for a little upgrade on my server, as I am running out of bw :)
Nice offer as always.
Girls & Guys :you'll never ever look for hosting ads/possibilities once you joined the MojoHost family!
Cheers to the whole team :pimp

Thanks so much for growing your business with us and congrats on the upgrade to doubling your bandwidth allowance to cover your new higher usage :) To quote you from our ICQ conversation, "my business is a flower and MojoHost is far the best Soil for it"

Awesome! :)

Brad

dready 06-06-2008 07:40 AM

Bump for Mojo :)

Brad Mitchell 06-07-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrVids (Post 14284620)
that deal is like a sore dick, ya can't beat it!

hahahahahha now that's a funny quotable!!

Brad

Brad Mitchell 06-09-2008 11:43 AM

Bump for Mondays

Cheers,

Brad


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