Have you seen this guy
 

Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber shaved his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked out most of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him.

That would be pathfinder!