i am a hero to the moose race!
 

i saved a life today, woot woot. i am a fucking hero.

i was driving through the countryside when a woman in a minivan waved me over to the side of the road. I thought she was having vehicle troubles or something. So ii get out and walk over, and she points out this little newborn moose and says there's a baby cow drowning and she doesn't know what to do. I look and it and say "that's a newborn moose, it can't be more than a couple days old". The poor little fucker was stuck int he mud and drowning. I just saw a cow moose liek half a mile up the road standing by the fence. So being the prepared person I am, i just happened to have a pair of chestwaders and a lariat behind the seat of the truck. I pulled on my waders and boots, waded out to him. roped his hind leg and drug him up to shore and threw him in the box of my truck. dumped him beside the fence, and momma came running.

me = hero

ya, thats right...

Remind me to skip "clubbing" with you.

So, the moose is loose?

you wouldn't catch me dead in a nightclub :2 cents:

the moose is loose

I meant the seals. Why else would you have that shit in your truck?

Some one told me one of the Moose was pregnant. Glad you where there to help
Now we can have more events.

Surprised Mama didn't come up and stomp on you..those fuckers are mean lol..that was nice of you to save the baby

it's calving season on the family ranch, hah. i was heading out to string up electric, so i happened to bring my hipwaders with me. just got lucky i guess. lucky for me i suppose, i got to stay dry, i would have wound up wading out there in my boxers otherwise.

Ya, no shit, I left my truck door open, she put the kids in the van, and I told her to scream like crazy if that moose came running. I didn't stick around too fucking long dumping baby off when I pulled up to her. there's few animals on earth as dangerous as an angry momma moose...

now if that was back home the fucking indians would of been all over that poor helpless thing.. they do it every year when the snow gets deep and the wolfes chase them.. they run out onto the ice and than the indians get them, or when a moose is seen swimming across the lake they drive around them with the boat so the moose drowns.

Was a very nice thing you done. :)

-- oh yeah.. my brother hit a dead moose that someone else hit mins ago, his car did flips in the air and landed upside down in a creek like 50 feet away, he almost died.

... mostly naked with an underage moose? I'm calling the RCMP.

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Anyway, very good gesture Angry Jew Cat. I never would have figured you as a Rancher...

The only other Jew cowboy I know of is Kinky Friedman:

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sweet. good storyy. nice guy :)

Woohoo! Congrats to the hero...

i support our troops :thumbsup

i am proud of you

Of course a real man (or any Canadian worth his salt) would have left the chest waders and rope in the truck and done it by hand, but you done good. :D

You win the thumbs up of the day award. :thumbsup

Too bad no one in that woman's van made themselves useful and took video.

moose everywhere will celebrate this day as the day of angry jew cat.

my brother has got some fuzzy cellphones pics on his phone we're gonna pull off later. touching the baby is a big no no. if i got any of my scent on it, it would have been as good as dead. the mother would have never taken it back afterwards. as for the chest waders, that spring swampwater stinks liek shit, i would have still gone in after him without them, but hey, what are the odds i had the damn things behind the seat on that day. why not use them? lol

that's what i figure. up until i put a bullet in one of his relatives...

wait. does that null my hero status? :(

Looking forward to them.


Okay I realize it was 3 in the morning but come On man... you had to know I was yanking yer chain.

A real man would have used the force and "Yoda'd" it out of the swamp. :pimp

This almost reminds me of the Juicy "Deer Hunter" story...

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