Metaman, i heard some funny shit about you
 

Less funny to you i think.
So this sales rep chick we all know told me yesterday that last year or something you banged her sales rep friend. Someone we also all know but ofcourse i'm not gonna mention names. Anyway, i was told the opposite of what you always tell funny enough.

You have a small cock :1orglaugh

Well i didnt really hear it directly like that but it was more you guys were fucking, dick kept slipping out...couldnt get real hard, she didnt feel much etc...

Well isnt that something...
Could that whole big cock thing of you have to with being highly insecure (for a reason :1orglaugh).

Perhaps he prefers a nice male ass

Metaman can fuck a chick with a soft cock and have the same effect on a chick that most men have with a rock hard raging pulsating boner.

sig spot lol
here we go
ding ding ding

perhaps she has a gigantic sloppy cunt?

People believed all the "big cock" stories ??

In the words of Andrew Dice Clay:

"When she says to me deeper deeper. I tell her,hey honey do I say tighter tighter to you? "

man.. this didn't take long!

:1orglaugh

maybe she had just given birth to tripplets....

How is it that every chick i walk up to has a smile on their face?

is this because of the choice women i have screwd with they have told all their friends how amazing in bed i am and word has gotten around?

or is it because of my height and they entail long things to go along with other long things?

could it be this bulge in my pants? that looks like a mountain coming out of the ground? and when i explode women yell "ITS ERUPTING" and head for the hills?

could it be because when i went as a pirate last year for halloween i would tell people i am "long john silver" and in the overcrowded bar they everytime somehow overheard "long dong silver"?

See Fronk fact is i dont tap women in the industry, or let alone hang with losers like yourself, i have a rep to keep up. again i said it before ill say it again while you losers sit at home worrying about what im doing while you masterbate a player like me sets a date.

10/10, thats my average woman. im like a steam engine over here because of all the hot women i am around.

Dirty F's mom told me he's a Feg and listens to Lil Weezy on Friday nights crying in his room.

*shrug*

so you're full of hot air? or is it cause when ever you have sex with a woman she gets that burning sensation?

the uninformed want to know...

Frannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk

honestly i would respond to you but i am soooooo much cooler then you.

<<<<<<<<see that post count? o ya *flexes postcount* that gives me the right to do whatever the fuck i want to around here.

women LOVE my big postcount
<<<
it's so sexy, come back and talk to me when you are out of the 1000 club

women look at your postcount and LAUGH, but they love mine, its sooo big,

o lil miss postcount gonna cry? lil miss postcount gonna run to his mommy and complain big postcount MAN metaman made fun of him?

go off and play your games lil miss postcount, this this is for REAL MEN. (like myself)

LOSER :1orglaugh

thats your postcount? damn I thought it was the number of chicks you had banged this month....shit the truth can be very dissapointing...btw my mom keeps telling me to remind you to come and pick up your damn retainer, apparantly you left it at her place the last time you were over...she also says next time be a bit more considerate and wait until she actually takes off her clothes before you splooge everywhere...

i cant figure out what is more fucked up:

you bragging that your mom made me splooge really fast? :helpme
or you bragging your mom wanted to take her clothes off for me? :helpme

Dude why would you drag your mother into this mess?:1orglaugh

from what I have heard a picture of a bikini on the side of a bus can make you splooge so nothing to brag about there...

you would have to meet my mom and see her sense of humour to understand ;)

who has nicer blue eyes?

The Meta have spoken! :winkwink:

Metaman is the chuck norris of the industry

Thats bullshit... my source, a farmer in Calgary tells me that metaman hasnt gotten laid in years, conservatively..