Funny drunk story from last night
 

So I come home super late last night drunk with mexican food and when i was done I for some reason put the trash in the bathroom trashcan. I think it was because I left the other one in the garage or something when i was taking out the trash earlier that day. Anyways I go to take a #2 this morning when I wake up and I'm like damn thats crazy my shit really smells like what I ate last night which was carne asada quesadilla, its like trippin me out like to the point Im about to call someone and tell them and then I look behind me and there in the trash was my my mexican food and it all made sense, i felt like such a dummy. I was like 1/2 asleep though and kinda hungover.

definitely TMI