german chicks are hard to get!
 

allright, apart from the fucking bum ass whores who begged for a smoke after i just walked in 2 minutes in the goddamn club (god i hate freeloaders) ive come to the conclusion that the german chicks are hard to get. When i do the 'grind' move in holland it works like 1 out of 3 times. I tried it 6 or 7 times and the german ho's just didn't budge! Wow.... That doesn't change the fact that i love german chicks though. Very hot. Although i wouldve expect some results tonight :winkwink:

They have nice tits.

hahahah! word :thumbsup

Those fucking Krauts! What kind of club was it?

Most of the german women I've met seem to be stuck up

Index, in shuttorf (sp?) near the dutch border... i used to go there more a few years ago but it seems since the german smoke ban it didnt help the number of custumors

They usually are. Or they're complete drunk, drugged up skankbags. Either way, you lose. Don't expect to find a German girl that doesn't suck at life, you probably won't. Ever. :thumbsup

Never been there. Is it techno fucktardation or rap-type music where people fight on the dancefloor?

but the worst thing is, they're hotter than dutch chicks haha

I don't know. I hate when chicks talk German in bed. It makes me want to puke all over the sheets, even though I was born and raised in Germany. Maybe that's why I married an American. At least you know you'll have a few good beers before you have to bang any of the German chicks, so it doesn't matter how disgustingly hideous the language is. :1orglaugh

I don't find German women attractive at all. Not really into European girls...

LOL - both. The techno hall is smoke free, so thats also the one hall where there arent much people. The r&b and hiphop hall is pretty big, and u can smoke there, but with some fucking circles turning around all the time for the attention whores - when they would change it to a normal dancefloor it would be a fucking great place to pick up chicks. Now all the stuck up bitches stand on the edges of the circles dancing, already moving away when u approach them. And ofcourse the place is flooded with kneegrows and whities with oversized hiphop clothing haha.

hahaha i know what you mean, i really hated german language, i guess thats logical for dutch people. but lately i been traveling thru germany several times, and i realy like the people, i dont hate the language as much as i used to.... i kinda started loving germany lol.

The rotating dancefloor sounds familiar, but it was probably at some other shitty club. Rap club bitches might be harder to pick up because they usually just smoke weed and drink. If you want an easy lay and some STDs to go with it if you forget to bag it, you need to go with the drugged up techno whores. They are mostly too fucked up to light a cigarette, so that place may as well be smoke free. They'd probably just burn themselves or freak out hallucinating when they see the fire to light their cigarette.

Better luck next time though. The best way to land chicks at those clubs is to go into the area where they serve food and the music isn't so loud. Then you can just pick a girl and see if she'll let you sit with her. That makes her think you might be interested in more than just plowing into her. Those stuck up "I have a brain" slags love that approach. Then you get her drunk, fuck her and never talk to her again. Make sure you play out your accent too, if you have one. Girls love accents.

holy fuck, i love this tip... im positive it fucking works there too, thanks hahaha!

No problem.

Remember to wear a condom or you'll die and go to hell for being a dirty slut.

i am definatly gonna try the food place tip, that's usually a place i avoid........ but it just got another dimension!!!! :1orglaugh

oh and im one of those people who'd rather go to hell than heaven.... fuck, i live like a vampire already, im fucking MADE for hell! Tooo light = headaches. Fuck heaven! :pimp

german chicks are trailer trash most of the time..

but it's like trailer trash is made for me.... like the trailer trash chicks here. I dont know what it is but those kinda chicks like me, and i like how they are. Theyre realer than any other kind of chicks, they dont give a fuck about other people, and they maintain themselfs....

They like to be peed on.

Even the word "nipple" in german translates to Breast Wart - I mean, its not a good sign is it.

is your designer a German Chick? would help explain a lot of things...

Maybe your lump isn't as big as you think it is.

Check polish chicks you were never want go to other country ;)

Bitches ain't shit, we don't love them hoes.

polish chicks are easy, just be black

The Rhineland produces some of the most sickeningly stunning women in existence.

naked pic will help this thread