Post your piss test remedies
 

please. :stoned

drink lots of water and don't eat fatty greasy foods

buy clean piss that is of the same gender as yourself.

Otherwise well your gunna get caught.

np with the water remedy but I can't go hungry. thanks. :thumbsup

stop doing drugs

7 days drug free. I think :arcadefre

Don't smoke weed

Like, don't do it for an hour?

EXACTLY
100% guaranteed to work
:thumbsup

how many days till you your are clean for a piss test? 10? 30?

there's a type of tea... I think it's called "clean tea", I wish I could remember the name. You drink it the morning of your test. But it's how I got into the Army.

sprinkle a little bleach in it

All the good drugs are out of your system in 3 -7 days, weed is the only thing that sticks around for 2 weeks - 6 weeks

I know a good remedy, come and live in a good and liberal country like Holland:Graucho

"golden seal" used to work.. than they stared testing for it too in a lot of tests to see if you were trying to beat it

look around for this stuff called urine luck (get it your in luck) works like a charm..im drug free!

Urine luck :1orglaugh

Ok maybe I do need to lay off some. I think some of you are holding out. You know what it's called, but can't remember where to get. That..... or you guys are high. Man.... am I in trouble.

depends on the drugs and many other things. this kid i worked with's friend was really into it because he got caught when they realized the piss was cold, so he filled one of those hospital IV bags with pus and put it under his arm put and when he went to piss he pulled the cord out of his zipper and filled the cup up. keeping it under your arm pit keeps the piss warm. i would just say stop doing drugs though.

Good Ole CHINESE GREENT TEA!
Clear your system right out!:winkwink:

cranberry juice and vinegar will get the weed out

I'm too stoned to remember.

there's only ONE true solution.

http://www.urinator.com

It even comes with some synthetic urine to use with it. I have used it before and I have to use it later on this month. I'll just use one of my kid's urine as the sample.

Working like a fucking charm!!!!

Careful about adding stuff to the urine, such as bleach like someone else mentioned. To spot people who've altered their urine they usually check the pH of it as well, so adding a base like bleach will throw it way off, giving you away.

Just say no ...