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Marky333 05-23-2008 11:50 AM

Microsoft strange things
 
Amazing facts about your operation system:

1. An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW !!

2. Open an empty notepad file.
Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes).
Save it as whatever you want.
Close it, and re-open it.
See what happens? ...

3. Open Microsoft Word and type:
=rand (200,99)
then HIT ENTER
and see what happens ...

Wicked stuff ... eh?

Babaganoosh 05-23-2008 11:56 AM

Bizarre. I just tried 1 and 2.

fisheyecore 05-23-2008 12:06 PM

very strange..

drocd 05-23-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14228707)
1. An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW !!

Myth - "Not being able to name a file or folder 'CON' is a bug or a secret"

Reality - "Several special file names are reserved by the system and cannot be used for files or folders: CON, AUX, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, PRN, NUL. This goes back to DOS 1.0 which didn't support subdirectories, lowercase, or filenames longer than 8.3. 'CON' is a reserved word from the old DOS days, simply meaning 'console'. If you wanted to create a new text file in DOS you could type 'copy con newfile.txt' meaning copy from the console to newfile.txt. This would let you type some lines and when you ended the file you would have a file called newfile.txt containing whatever you wrote in the console. Since they are still relied on with things like batch files (redirect to >NUL) they are still reserved today."

http://blogs.ibibo.com/uttarakhandi/...indows-XP.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14228707)
2. Open an empty notepad file.
Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes).
Save it as whatever you want.
Close it, and re-open it.
See what happens? ...

Myth - "There are Secret phrases like "bush hid the facts" you can type into Notepad"

Reality - "Notepad makes a best guess of which encoding to use when confronted with certain short strings of characters that lack special prefixes. The encodings that do not have special prefixes and which are still supported by Notepad are the traditional ANSI encoding (i.e., "plain ASCII") and the Unicode (little-endian) encoding with no BOM. When faced with a file that lacks a special prefix, Notepad is forced to guess which of those two encodings the file actually uses. The function that does this work is IsTextUnicode, which studies a chunk of bytes and does some statistical analysis to come up with a guess. Sometimes it guesses wrong and displays random characters after you save and open the file. Any combination of characters in the same order 4-3-3-5 will cause the same problem: "Bill lie and cheat" "this app can break", "hhhh hhh hhh hhhhh", "this isa bug dummy" ect..."

http://blogs.ibibo.com/uttarakhandi/...indows-XP.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marky333 (Post 14228707)
3. Open Microsoft Word and type:
=rand (200,99)
then HIT ENTER
and see what happens ...

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/212251

Vick! 05-23-2008 12:12 PM

I tried 'em all, very strange.

Is this proof of Illuminati? LOL

mikeyddddd 05-23-2008 12:15 PM

Old and as stated above, no mystery.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/microsoft-magic.shtml

[ Nate ] 05-23-2008 12:36 PM

Be careful. I'm not sure if its still this way but I read some time ago that there is a way to name a folder that will lock up your system. Like I said, I'm not sure if its still that way but I read that a few years ago.

woj 05-23-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drocd (Post 14228805)
Myth - "Not being able to name a file or folder 'CON' is a bug or a secret"

Reality - "Several special file names are reserved by the system and cannot be used for files or folders: CON, AUX, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, PRN, NUL. This goes back to DOS 1.0 which didn't support subdirectories, lowercase, or filenames longer than 8.3. 'CON' is a reserved word from the old DOS days, simply meaning 'console'. If you wanted to create a new text file in DOS you could type 'copy con newfile.txt' meaning copy from the console to newfile.txt. This would let you type some lines and when you ended the file you would have a file called newfile.txt containing whatever you wrote in the console. Since they are still relied on with things like batch files (redirect to >NUL) they are still reserved today."

http://blogs.ibibo.com/uttarakhandi/...indows-XP.html


Myth - "There are Secret phrases like "bush hid the facts" you can type into Notepad"

Reality - "Notepad makes a best guess of which encoding to use when confronted with certain short strings of characters that lack special prefixes. The encodings that do not have special prefixes and which are still supported by Notepad are the traditional ANSI encoding (i.e., "plain ASCII") and the Unicode (little-endian) encoding with no BOM. When faced with a file that lacks a special prefix, Notepad is forced to guess which of those two encodings the file actually uses. The function that does this work is IsTextUnicode, which studies a chunk of bytes and does some statistical analysis to come up with a guess. Sometimes it guesses wrong and displays random characters after you save and open the file. Any combination of characters in the same order 4-3-3-5 will cause the same problem: "Bill lie and cheat" "this app can break", "hhhh hhh hhh hhhhh", "this isa bug dummy" ect..."

http://blogs.ibibo.com/uttarakhandi/...indows-XP.html


http://support.microsoft.com/kb/212251

:thumbsup

sumphatpimp 05-23-2008 12:54 PM

conclusion


you are a dumbfuck

Socks 05-23-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 14229041)
conclusion


you are a dumbfuck

Yes, how could he not already know this obvious information??? EVERYONE knows about stuff from DOS 1.0, I mean wtf?

http://data1.blog.de/media/884/522884_8a810c2816_m.jpeg

cranki 05-23-2008 01:04 PM

read about this a while ago... and by a while I mean like two years.

Marky333 05-23-2008 01:24 PM

Huh, some discovered them long time ago - others just now ...

rowan 05-23-2008 02:57 PM

copy con autoexec.boot
@echo off
win
^Z


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