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Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 06:15 AM

Masturbation thread at jesus site
 
http://fcnforums.christianity.com/m_...tm.htm#3453401

:helpme

StuartD 05-23-2008 06:22 AM

Posting links to other forums is a bannable offense... posting links to Christian forums should be punishable by death.

Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14227364)
Posting links to other forums is a bannable offense... posting links to Christian forums should be punishable by death.

Fuck you.

Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 06:27 AM

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Not too long ago, I almost fell into the sin of masturbation. I now feel like worthless garbage. I feel like God has forsaken me, and i'm hellbound again. I feel like there is no forgiveness for me this time. I try praying, but I feel like i'm not connecting with God. Instead I feel like he is radiating his anger towards me. He is pretty much all I have in this world. I'm only 17, and this life has nothing to offer me (for reasons I would like to keep to myself). To loose Him is to loose my purpose and will to live. For first time since I was saved, I feel the claws of depression tightening it's grip around me once more. I don't know where to turn, what to do, or what to believe anymore.

Anyone have any advice?
:1orglaugh

nation-x 05-23-2008 06:32 AM

and why were were browsing that forum again?

rayadp05 05-23-2008 06:38 AM

It must feel awful to experience such an overwhelming sense of guilt just for touching yourself and deriving pleasure from something that is so normal. If I were to register to that board, I could get some fucking drama cooking up in that motherfucker...no time flat! :1orglaugh

cranki 05-23-2008 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 14227412)
It must feel awful to experience such an overwhelming sense of guilt just for touching yourself and deriving pleasure from something that is so normal. If I were to register to that board, I could get some fucking drama cooking up in that motherfucker...no time flat! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GO! GO! GO!

Time to post this gallery on there:
http://photos.freeones.com/j_babes/Jenna_Haze_003/

The Duck 05-23-2008 08:04 AM

jesus is my homeboy

mikeyddddd 05-23-2008 08:12 AM


nico-t 05-23-2008 08:12 AM

oh man those people are extremely fucked up in the head...

religion is so healthy!

Tjeezers 05-23-2008 08:17 AM

I visited the forum, and this goes deep. Neither i feel like making fun of them, or discussing their ideas. In this world people should feel good with themselves, and everyone has his own idea on this subject. That we all do our best to get them on our side, and try to make them cross over that red line they fear so much makes me feel bad and evil. On the other hand, when i would make just as much money with selling bibles then i do with porn, i probably would sell the holy books.

SarahLLO 05-23-2008 08:17 AM

Welcome to how I was raised =(

gornyhuy 05-23-2008 08:19 AM

I masturbate more often than I drive a car.

gornyhuy 05-23-2008 08:21 AM

Check out this banner that was at the top of that forum:
http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/cre...ter_728x90.gif

gornyhuy 05-23-2008 08:22 AM

How bout that title: Over Cummer.
:1orglaugh

Insert volume pills joke here.

Vicious_B 05-23-2008 08:55 AM

I find it almost abusive that any adult would put those kinds of thoughts into a 17 year olds head. I read through a few of the posts and that one kids sounded so tortured by what is a natural thing. The kids sounded damn near suicidal and I am sure whatever people guiding his life will not get the proper help for him.

I was raised Roman Catholic and my parents were both very religious. I was lucky that both of them did not take everything literally and taught me that you treat others as you want to be treated, live honorably and that it is not our job to sit in judgement of someone else.

SifuE 05-23-2008 09:14 AM

i cant believe people really take that shit so literally

Mister E 05-23-2008 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14227356)

I read some of the thread. They are fucking insane, they are the American Taliban.

Good time to hide in a bunker

Xrated J 05-23-2008 09:21 AM

wtf??? :1orglaugh

PennyLane (not Flame) 05-23-2008 09:26 AM

Oh lala! I dont know what to say....plus I just watched Zeitgeist... I just have pity for them....

cranki 05-23-2008 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyLane (Post 14227946)
Oh lala! I dont know what to say....plus I just watched Zeitgeist... I just have pity for them....

good movie :thumbsup

and thx for the heads up about the promo :)

Felix

Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 14227829)
I find it almost abusive that any adult would put those kinds of thoughts into a 17 year olds head. I read through a few of the posts and that one kids sounded so tortured by what is a natural thing. The kids sounded damn near suicidal and I am sure whatever people guiding his life will not get the proper help for him.

I was raised Roman Catholic and my parents were both very religious. I was lucky that both of them did not take everything literally and taught me that you treat others as you want to be treated, live honorably and that it is not our job to sit in judgement of someone else.

Here's the worst part for these idiot kids:

These twerps think they'll go to hell if they ever touch their own cocks. Let's say the unlikely happens and they find a woman they can talk into marrying them. Here's the big day.

He won't even make it to actually putting it in, he'll blow the first time he touches a tit.

carol.prime 05-23-2008 09:35 AM

I just visited the board and found some funny comments. well, most of them were over reacted and made a deep observation to just a literal action. If they don't want to masturbate and if they think that doing it is a sin, then let them be. Who will be suffer then? lol! they won't experience this kind of heaven.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

martinsc 05-23-2008 09:37 AM

unbelievable....
:Oh crap

2012 05-23-2008 09:51 AM

lololololololol ...

2012 05-23-2008 10:03 AM

throw yourself in a thorn bush

PennyLane (not Flame) 05-23-2008 10:07 AM

Did you guys check the other topics?? insane...

halfpint 05-23-2008 10:08 AM

There must be a lot of money to be made in the christian niche :2 cents:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-23-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14227364)
Posting links to other forums is a bannable offense... posting links to Christian forums should be punishable by death.


I think all religeous forums would be quick to ban someone in the porn biz.

iseeyou 05-23-2008 10:39 AM

Mark 9:43 - And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Mark 9:47 - And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Karupted Charles 05-23-2008 10:41 AM

OMG this site is just begging for Donny to help them find the light. Or maybe Erica C but then they would all be back to masturbating wouldn't they.

BlackCrayon 05-23-2008 10:45 AM

Poor kids. Religion shouldn't be taught to such young vunerable minds.

skrog 05-23-2008 10:48 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I'm a sinner!

BadGirlSophie 05-23-2008 10:49 AM

http://bp1.blogger.com/_9xEFiXC8uwA/...BuddyJesus.jpg

nico-t 05-23-2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iseeyou (Post 14228344)
Mark 9:43 - And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

Mark 9:47 - And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

sounds cozy! :1orglaugh

escorpio 05-23-2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 14227738)
How bout that title: Over Cummer.
:1orglaugh

Insert volume pills joke here.

Would make a great Peter North DVD title.

spunkmister 05-23-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14228156)
There must be a lot of money to be made in the christian niche :2 cents:

I was reading the other day how Christian Rock is HUGE...apparantly if you are a half decent band and put out Christian themed songs you are rolling in it.

_Richard_ 05-23-2008 12:13 PM

man, there are some messed up people on that board

halfpint 05-23-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 14228636)
I was reading the other day how Christian Rock is HUGE...apparantly if you are a half decent band and put out Christian themed songs you are rolling in it.

yep I can well belive it

JamesK 05-23-2008 01:11 PM

Pathetic brainwashed people

DixieDash 05-23-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 14227829)
I find it almost abusive that any adult would put those kinds of thoughts into a 17 year olds head. I read through a few of the posts and that one kids sounded so tortured by what is a natural thing. The kids sounded damn near suicidal and I am sure whatever people guiding his life will not get the proper help for him.

I was raised Roman Catholic and my parents were both very religious. I was lucky that both of them did not take everything literally and taught me that you treat others as you want to be treated, live honorably and that it is not our job to sit in judgement of someone else.

I know what you mean. My mom took everything very literally and caught me once lol. She told me I was going to go to hell and took me to church... She was always "crazy" religious. Love her to death but she'd scare the shit out of me by telling me all sin is demonic and blah blah. Took me a long time to get over that crap.


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