Let's hear your wild sniper conspiracy theories
 

I'll tell you the real story. The guy is from the future somewhat like the Terminator. All the people killed seem random but all have an impact on some future events. He can easily slip in and out of time so he will never be caught. With this last Home Depot shooting he was about 30 yards away witnesses say. FBI was there within 20 min and he was still gone without a trace. He's gonna get his kill count up to 20 and then comes Bush.

Ok I've got my Massivecock aluminum foil hat on...anyone else?

fool.

thats a good one..I can say he's definitely white and needs some pussy.Someone should point him over to GFY to relieve his sexual frustrations. I say Desirae is to be his stunt twat!

He is lonely, probably got laid off recently, lived with his parents into his mid-late twenties. Has at least 2-3 paysite memberships, and is just pissed off at the world. That's my guess :)
ZoiNk

I wonder which GFY cronie charged 3 or 4 memberships to his card?? or better yet crossbilled him with other "trials"?

he's creating a distraction from the "real" issues at hand. the real issues being that Bush Jr. is being controlled by a group (of which is father is a part of/in the leadership of) - the present goal is to get more US companies to harvest oil from the Middle East. the losses of 9/11 are minor in comparison to the gains this "Forum" will see (especially since the Forum members lost nothing in the attack) - that attack was staged so they could invade/conquer Afghanistan and create an oil pipeline, as well as have a great place to launch an invasion against Iraq. now the invasion/attacks are occuring, but the sniper is here to try and keep people focused on domestic issues. he'll be caught, and he'll be linked to either Saddam (directly or through O(U?)sama), to help justify the already-ongoing attacks against Iraq.

but who knows for sure.

Thats a pretty good one. I've got my foil hat on, and I'm always using random proxies while connected from a payphone.

But then again, it could be the Hand of God.. did you see Frailty ?

You guys wanna try something fun.. lets fly to DC and rent a Big white minivan... we will take shifts to drive around the whitehouse.. try to park it in front of the house... We will get on national TV i bet.. even Global

A wittness who saw the shooter claims he was using an AK47. 1-shot hits at 100 yards away is pretty decent aim with an Ak47. I always assumed he was using a scoped rifle.

AK-47 eh? Sounds like the witness just named a gun they were familiar with.

An AK-47 isn't a .223. They are saying AK-74.

An AK-47 could have a mounted scope. That is not good shooting anyhow as a man can be easily dropped at five hundred yards with an AK-47 without a scope.

"urge to kill... rising"

ahahahaha, i was thinking the same shit... all movie site owners think alike :thumbsup

You could count on it. :)

We can rent out URL placement on the sides of the vehicle too since millions will see it. I'm taking orders now!

The van thing is a hoax, he just shoots whenever a white van drives by.

Or just put "Purchase paysite memberships or die like the rest that didn't"

See, they thought it was random, but it was really ppl that entered paysites from warez sites/chargebacked their memberships.

ZoiNk

I've thought the same thing. If I can shoot you from 700 yards away why would i need a van that's leaving the scene? Seems more to me like a witness who was scared they were gonna get shot themselves and drove off quick. I know I would.

I think it's obvious. This "sniper" is really a CIA type who is part of a plan to get the military involved in a domestic police action. This will require that the Posse Comitatus act of 1878 is repealed and to do that, they need a huge crisis. Therefore, they've unleashed a highly trained killer that is ready to take the fall.

Once Posse Comitatus is repealed, the shit will really go down and you can kiss whatever of your eroding freedoms you have left goodbye.

The evidence for this is overwhelming.

It is not currently a huge crisis. Now if he were using a rocket launcher....instead of an AK-74....

I'm going to put my money on twistneck's assessment. In fact, I'll double it as soon as the copy-cat wanna-bees step in...

It's huge enough. Wait until the copycats start up, then it will be even bigger. The government is already ignoring parts of the law that are inconvenient for them, it is only a matter of time before the laws are meaningless.

http://www.reuters.com/news_article....toryID=1581792

Heard the theory about zero year elected presidents? Look at the facts. Sniper's going after Bush as the grand finale....

1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt)
2000: George W. Bush (uh oh)

Nice theory with those zero's you got there ...

I don't think he uses a white van either by the way.

The dude is married and thats all I have to say about that. Bitches okay now thats it:BangBang:

It's a small sleeper terror cell of maybe 6 folks that has been going about their business quietly for years meeting every so often to pray, rape and pillage. Kinda like the one they found in Michigan the day before the shootings started practicing shooting with high powered rifles in a rock quarry.

In a well calculated day of terror (day 1 of shootings) all six were at work shooting and transporting the gun to a predetermined hiding location once a shooting was completed. Then, the next cell member would retrieve the gun - different person/car/etc. shoot the next, ditch the gun, and dissapear back in to a PTA meeting or flying lesson.

After the initial day of terror, it's easy for the six cell members to shoot a couple folks a week and stay one step ahead of the law - becasue there are six of them and they have been planning on just how to do this for years.

How's that? It's either that, or the multiple engineered gun with similar bullet signature theory ... puff, puff.

He's one of Osama's mates (didn't you see CNN said he has "olive skin"?)

He's setting up a website called "hitvan.com" ("hitbus.com" was taken) targeted at arab and muslim surfers for their entertainment.

Sometimes he has the help of someone else to do the filming, and sometimed he uses "towel cam" to capture the moment.

Too easy!! :1orglaugh

They make versions of the AK-47 that fire .223 or 5.56mm (same thing).

Elvis, buried deep in his bunker far under Area 51, and VERY pissed off because Marylin Monroe ate the last of his KrispyKreme donuts, ordered the sniper into action. The sniper is really Saddam Hussein, who was the gunman on the grassy knoll. George W. Bush knows this, as a card-carrying member of the Trilateral Commission, and is ordering the attack on Iraq in revenge for the sinking of the Maine, the Bismark, and the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was really a communist Chinese spy ship plying the intelligence-lucrative waters of Lake Gitchigoomi. If you scan the appropriate reliable sources, it should be obvious to anyone.

An AK-47 is a 7.62mm. There are other Kalashnikov weapons that are 5.56mm but the AK-47 is not one of them. Also the AK-74 that the press is speaking of is not a .223 either as it is a 5.45mm.

Let's bribe the sniper to shoo Bush right in the head!

lawrence conner


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Pathfinder is the SNIPER!

Police are scrambling to decode a strange message that starts out "Got rice, bitch ..."

yeah "AK type" rifle, you know your stuff

This is one of the funniest things I've read today. Okay, ever.

Mishi, No offense but it won't be so funny when this happens. Watch, it is just a matter of time now. They'll say they need to repeal Posse Comitatus to fight "terrorism" and if early reports are true, they will in fact catch an "olive-skinned" shooter. If you think the cops are bad now, wait until the Marine Corps comes to your door to "protect" the Constitution from enemies "foreign and domestic."

Pete the Fly has been on a drinking binge and is sick of society telling him what to do, what to think, or how to live.

While moving his stuff from Florida to NY (in a borrowed White Van), he takes a break in our nations capitol hoping to "change" they way Americans view their daily lives.

Martial law is coming.

Middle East crisis + state of US economy + internal threats invoking martial law + VISA regulations = 666

The end is near....have you accepted Jesus?

Can I please have a toke? On 2nd thought, I never was into PHP ...

must... kill... Bush...

Why are you so anxious to make Cheney the President?

Did you just read Lightning by Dean Koontz ?


LOL

The sniper and his boss ... here:

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