Tuesday's Joke
 

One day a very, very drunk man got on a bus and fell into a seat next to a priest. The priest looked at the drunk and found that his face was covered in lipstick and he had a half bottle of whisky sticking out of his pocket.

Suddenly the drunk turned to the priest and said, "Father, do you have any idea what causes arthritis?"

"Yes," the priest replied, "It is caused by loose living, wicked women and too much alcohol!"

"Well I'll be damned," said the drunk in surprise.

The bus carried on it's journey and the priest, feeling a little guilty, nudged the drunk in the shoulder and apologised to him.

"I'm very sorry," said the priest, "I didn't mean to come on all strong. Tell me, how long have you been suffering from arthritis?"

"I haven't," replied the drunk, "I was just reading here that the Pope is!"

lol very funny

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good one :)

lol, nice:)

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You got me there... very nice one :)

The best one today

That was pretty good!

lol pretty funny :)

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yep, good one!

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Haha. A day old but good.

i missed it ... lol .

where is wednesdays joke ? . Get on your job yo

Haha, not bad.

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Haha never heard this one.. TXS for sharing :thumbsup

cool tuesday joke comp!

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