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Just in case you need a laugh tonight--this true story was in
the newspaper...

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some
groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
back of
her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were
now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and

Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and
had been
holding her brains in for over an hour.

A man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
her
head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister
had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like
a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
reached
back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was
her
brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to
her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.