I completely suck at generating traffic,
 

Anyone wanna mentor me ?

Trade traffic for story lines.

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I'll slap the shit out of your jaw for 100 hits. You can redeem this offer up to 10k a day.

submit your sites

I think you don't jerk off nearly enough man.

find yourself a new job

Trade links, submit to directories, Toplists, Linkdumps, Picposts... So many ways...

LOL... if it would be that easy. Should i sign up under your afflinks so you finally have your first sale?
Its like asking for free money.. no one will give you.

i sell traffic generator

I tell ya I dun see it.

ok lets have a partnership..i make the paysite + get all the traffic and you make up a story for it 50/50 split :winkwink:

Do you need to buy some?

$10K is the min though but it's pretty nice.
Some cases $5K depending;0

What afflinks, assterman dude ?

And what's wrong with asking for some advice, we're one big snuggly family here in adult, and on gfy, aren't we ?

People enjoy sharing their wisdom and experience, quite obviously, and it's usually valuable, effectual stuff, too. Win-win. Etc.

Hey, thanks for the nice offer, but I'm one of them lazy fucks that doesn't bend over to pick quarters off the floor.

Gotta leave something to the kids, ya know.

If it was easy, everyone would be rich. Stick to 1 specific thing to generate traffic and grow from there, don't spread yourself thin in too many different things.
WG

Fluffygrrl: Hit me up and we can talk!

this may be why you are failing, traffic is all about picking up quaters

a little here, little there... it all adds up

and I thought good storyline is the most important thing in a site... wtf?...

you good at blowjobs?

Make a free site like this:

http://evilhardcore.com/free-sites/r...ver/index.html

And then submit to a list like this:

http://www.leftyspornblog.com/recip.html

There's plenty of SEO articles around that can get you started. You can write articles, so make blogs, find link trades, find decent PR sites and buy links etc etc.

Good luck

Yeah big family.. wake the fuck up man/woman what ever you pretend to be. This is business and not your place to pick up free money. Whore some contest threads if you fail at the most important part in this industry.
You would definatly make more money flipping burgers.. trust me :2 cents:

I agree. there's a load of good tutorials, seo and traffic forums. if you start off trading links with decent sites then that will eventually lead to a better SE ranking and a better quality of traffic etc basically you will get out of it what you put into it .. just like life :thumbsup

If your seriously looking for an ADVICE you would do research, use google, read about traffic and anything else related to that. Instead you come here and ask for someone to do the work for you and your to "cool" to do some grunt work. Sure you want the big bucks but if you arent even motivated enough to make some pennies you wont make any dollar here.. think about it and may hate me for it, but in the longrun you will maybe THANK me for this..

Is it so hard to understand the formula to gain traffic??

Quality Content+Free = Traffic

Then all you need to do is keep them on your site and or monotize the traffic for maximum net profits.

:pimp

I am buying

Hit me up if you're selling

A good way to generate traffic and make money is to not post on GFY all day.

errr....no

failed. :2 cents:

Sure thing;)

Hey Assterdman, you trying to be some sort of later day johnny cash ? He sounded better.

Now you just fought one hell of a fight,
And I know you hate me and ya got the right,
To kill me now and I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But you oughtta thank me before I die,
For the gravel in your gut and the spit in your eye,
'Cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you Sue.'

Doh, you got like 3k posts in 3 months or some shit. Chill.

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You have got to be fucken kidding me. Is this what you people do ? Seriously ?

Aite, let's count the money.

From Alexa we find out that

3 mos. Avg. 0.000012%. So that's maybe 5k or so hits a year.

And joy and glory,

There's like 50+ links on that page, and so, reasonably, what we can stand to get for our submission is 1 in 50 off every philipines or proxy based visitor to the linkdump.

That's 100 uniques a year.

Suppose you get a 1% ctr to your sponsor (yea, right, but whatever).

That means 1 click to your sponsor a year.

Suppose you get a 1:500 conversion rate (lol) and suppose the sponsor pays $100 pps.

Fuck me, you've made 20 cents.

O no, wait. 47.1% of your traffic is proxy. Scratch that. 41.2% of your traffic is Philippines, so that gets a weighing of what ? 0.01 ? 0.02 ? Let's be generous and say 0.05. (Lmao, good luck with that). And let's even pretend the remainder 1.7% is good ol us traffic, from like 90210 like. Riiight. That leaves us with

20 cents x (1.7% + 41.2% / 20 ) = 20 cents x 4% = 0.8 cents. Almost ONE FUCKING CENT !! oh my god, if you can find someone with half a rupee you got a whole dollar.

And come to think about it, you don't really make 0.8 cents, cause the 100pps isn't divisible, you get one or you don't get one.

Thus, your 0.8 cents comes in the form of 1:500 shot at 40$, or thereabouts.

Practically, you either wait 500+ years, or else you do the entire process 500+ times.

Which serves as a nice way to occupy your time alone, I guess, but lemme tell you this :

If you take an average job, paying the us median $17 an hour, and stick one hour's wage into the bank, you will IN FACT accrue about 0.8$ of interest at the end of the year.

No 1:500 shot, but actually 0.8, and no cents, but dollars.

Now you tell me, how many hundreds of the things can you do, and why are you still doing it ?

Could it be cause you never liked school, especially math ?

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Hahaahaha, your such a retarded fuck its amazing. Trying to say something about his traffic from his RECIPE PAGE hahahahha! Your here since 2006 and aint got a fucking clue about anything, do you? Stupid whore, if your really a female you should consider sucking cock at the back of walmart. May you succeed at this one.. i keep my fingers crossed for you :thumbsup

I was just trying to help. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.

I've found that the easiest way to generate decent traffic is through blogs. Seeing as how you have a nice stable of writers at your disposal, it might be a good idea to pick a few domains that you own, or buy a few, and have them tailored toward a specific niche.

Fill them with some great blog posts... about 100 to 150 words each and with a few choice key phrases. Try to focus on long-tail key phrases as the more specific they are, the more of a chance you stand in ranking well.

Find some good, solid sites on http://www.thunder-ball.net and initiate A-B-C trades. While not infallible, it's a good start in building backlinks that will win a few brownie points with the big G.

In addition to getting backlinks to your splash or index page, you should also develop a deep linking strategy. The easiest way to accomplish this would be to submit individual blog pages/posts to websites like http://www.socialporn.com. The main goal would be to gain some links, but you can also catch traffic and bookmarkers from adult Digg-like sites.

Starting with a solid Wordpress theme, should you choose to use this publishing platform, is also a good idea. There are many free templates at http://themes.wordpress.net for you to peruse. Try to find some that are SE-friendly, nice looking, and easy for you to modify for your specific purposes. You'll want the blog content to come first in the code, but this doesn't necessarily mean the entries need to be on the left-hand side of the template.

Wordpress is also very nice because there is a wide variety of plugins available for free, and you'll want to try out some of the more popular ones like Google XML Sitemaps or All In One SEO Pack.

An important little tip that I'm beginning to see dividends from is to let the SE's discover your new sites by naturally rather than pinging them or submitting a sitemap. Once you see that they're indexing the sites, then you should add sitemaps in programs such as Google's Webmaster Tools or Yahoo's Site Explorer.

There are many nuances to building traffic with blogs, but in general if you stick to the common goals of regular updates, quality and original content, and clean linking, then you should find that traffic will begin to dribble, then trickle, and then pour.

I hope this helps, and good luck. :thumbsup

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you're the real genius here aren't you? the one coming on the board admitting you suck at generating traffic. in the same breath clowning people who actually are showing you methods in which you can make money.

Being an affiliate, unless you're at the top, is all about working hard and picking up quarters. The more you pick up the more money you have. Personally I think if that's your attitude you are better off looking for another job.

For those who are prepared to work hard here's some advice from a clueless idiot. :winkwink:

Often the solution to "Need to earn more money." Is not always "Need more traffic." Sometimes it's convert more of what you already have. For instance if you're converting 1-500 and need to double your sign ups it might be easier to convert 1 of the 499 who are moving on than get another 500.

How you do this is by looking at who you send traffic to, what you're giving them to go there, how you're getting them and why 99.8% of your traffic is not getting the message. They're not all looking for free porn, there are 100s of better places to get free porn today than paysite tours. These are people going to tours and not signing up. 1 in 499 needs to be got through to to double your sales.

The simple way to do that is to think like a surfer and send traffic to sites that satisfy their needs.

I'm glad coke is doing such wonders for you.

On to the point, the data was for the entire domain, not his recipe page (recip stands for reciprocal not recipe, by the way. Shocking innit.)

A solid post made out of solid points.

While it's disputable whether the fixed cost of generating the blog posts will be covered by the eventual se/traffic benefits, there are way to leverage the later and control the former, and besides. That's what business is all about.

There's a gold nugget amongst all the bullshit! Nice Post:thumbsup