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notoldschool 05-14-2008 07:32 AM

Vatican admits belief in Aliens!
 
Actually more plausible than most the shit they portray belief in.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/...vatican_aliens

Scott McD 05-14-2008 07:36 AM

Quote:

' why should we not talk about an 'extraterrestrial brother'?
Extraterrestrial Bro's !! Awesome. :pimp

J. Falcon 05-14-2008 07:37 AM

Interesting. They have also portrayed belief in Evolution and the Big Bang. Not all religion rejects science.

LeRoy 05-14-2008 07:38 AM

Geez . What's next from this guy. He's making waves so get ready

candyflip 05-14-2008 08:03 AM

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/t...x-SG1-thor.jpg

SykkBoy 05-14-2008 08:24 AM

have you seen the current Pope? I'm not really surprised that it's now ok to believe in aliens ;-)

GatorB 05-14-2008 10:22 AM

Funes urged the church and the scientific community to leave behind divisions caused by Galileo's persecution 400 years ago, saying the incident has "caused wounds."

In 1633 the astronomer was tried as a heretic and forced to recant his theory that the Earth revolved around the sun. Church teaching at the time placed Earth at the center of the universe.

"The church has somehow recognized its mistakes," he said. "Maybe it could have done it better, but now it's time to heal those wounds and this can be done through calm dialogue and collaboration."

Pope John Paul declared in 1992 that the ruling against Galileo was an error resulting from "tragic mutual incomprehension."

The fact that it took until 1992 which was 359 years after they made thier "mistake" to admit said mistake, tells me everyhting i need ot know about Christianity

Martin 05-26-2008 06:32 PM

This is huge news! Alot of space stuff going on and now this.. I wonder what they know already.. I don't think people understand what it means that the Vatican has come out and said this. Crazy.

Grapesoda 05-26-2008 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 14188210)
Actually more plausible than most the shit they portray belief in.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/...vatican_aliens

not much of a stretch from half human flesh eating zombies to aliens. -bmb

CaptainHowdy 05-26-2008 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14188283)

I hope that shit ain't real, mang...

Meloman 05-26-2008 10:20 PM

Modern Catholicism is a lot more opened minded about sience than most Christian denominations.

I went to Catholic school in the San Francisco Bay Area from 3rd grade - high school.

I remember being taught Evolution, the Big Bang, Darwinism and pretty much all regular modern science. Nothing was held back cause it contradicted Gold. In fact the big bang was taught and then tied into religion by saying "who knows how long a day is to god" so if he made the world in 7 days, a day to god might be a billon of our years. I was taught Science proves facts and then we try and tie god into.

It was NOTHING like the bullshit creationism that's being taught to "Christians".

I NEVER heard of "creationism" and all the bullshit the bible best of America spews untill recently.

While Catholicism is still a form of Christianity, it's by far more opened minded and more modern than all the Bible Belt denominations.

If you believe in Creationism I feel very sorry for you cause you're as ignorant as a 3 year old believing in Santa Clause.

I have nothing against people that believe in God, religion, spirituality etc.. But I can't stand people that believe it soooooo much that they toss all modern VERIFIED science out the window.

Creationism teaches that the world is a few thosand years old and the Dinosaurs never existed but where placed in the dirt by God as a test for us. Believing that makes you no better than the idiots that persecuted Galileo 300 years ago.

Just my :2 cents:

Corleone 05-27-2008 12:00 AM

lets send some missioners ;)

JFK 05-27-2008 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14239815)
I hope that shit ain't real, mang...

That's their Miss Universe:winkwink: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder:thumbsup

malfo 05-27-2008 12:50 AM

they are aliens!! haha

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-27-2008 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14239815)
I hope that shit ain't real, mang...

that's god himself, and he is fucking real mofo

Martin 05-27-2008 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 14240160)
That's their Miss Universe:winkwink: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder:thumbsup

lol.. They're here to breed with us again.

Pleasurepays 05-27-2008 05:28 AM

the reading comprehension skills on this board aren't even up to 2nd grade level.

jesus.

Iron Fist 05-27-2008 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14241223)
the reading comprehension skills on this board aren't even up to 2nd grade level.

jesus.

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/mr-t-pities-da-fool.jpg

BVF 05-27-2008 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 14188752)
The fact that it took until 1992 which was 359 years after they made thier "mistake" to admit said mistake, tells me everyhting i need ot know about Christianity

The fact that you wrote ALL THAT SHIT without realizing that they aren't Christians, yet CATHOLICS, says a lot about that pea brain that is barely sparking inside of your skull.

Pleasurepays 05-27-2008 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14241465)
The fact that you wrote ALL THAT SHIT without realizing that they aren't Christians, yet CATHOLICS, says a lot about that pea brain that is barely sparking inside of your skull.

catholics are christians.


this country is quickly becomming the dumbest on the planet.. much thanks to GFY.

fisheyecore 05-27-2008 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14188283)

scary shit :helpme

Mister E 05-27-2008 07:28 AM

Wasn't it Hitler that tried to lauch a thousand year Alien Rule on Earth>?

Why 05-27-2008 07:53 AM

thats awesome... i keep a pic of benedict in my bathroom. ;)

Gerco 05-27-2008 08:40 AM

I heard about this when they first said something about it Cnn last week. First thing I thought was "They must know something, and are covering their bases before it gets out."

So, I expect some announcement of life being discovered in some form soon. Maybe from the Mars surface, Maybe the probes have found some proof that's being canned until the religion has a chance to soften the blow?

BVF 05-27-2008 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14241474)
catholics are christians.


this country is quickly becomming the dumbest on the planet.. much thanks to GFY.

NO....It's just GFY and people like you who are on it.....

You never heard of the wars between Protestants and Catholics that have been going on forever?

Y'all are idiots.

tranza 05-27-2008 09:10 AM

They're should care with other things!

Meloman 05-27-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 14241771)
I heard about this when they first said something about it Cnn last week. First thing I thought was "They must know something, and are covering their bases before it gets out."

So, I expect some announcement of life being discovered in some form soon. Maybe from the Mars surface, Maybe the probes have found some proof that's being canned until the religion has a chance to soften the blow?

Sounds very likely.

I still hold to my opinion that even though Catholiscm is a form of Christianity, it's far more open minded than "Fundametal, Evangelical, Born Again, Mormon, Jehova, etc."

Not that Catholism doesn't have its issues either...all religions do.

bobby666 05-27-2008 11:24 AM

he's an alien himself
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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 14188330)
have you seen the current Pope? I'm not really surprised that it's now ok to believe in aliens ;-)


Matt 26z 05-27-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14188283)

The one that was by my bed last night looked just like that.

Phoenix 05-27-2008 11:41 AM

this just in..the vatican has ordered more anal probings

Matt 26z 05-27-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 14241771)
I heard about this when they first said something about it Cnn last week. First thing I thought was "They must know something, and are covering their bases before it gets out."

So, I expect some announcement of life being discovered in some form soon. Maybe from the Mars surface, Maybe the probes have found some proof that's being canned until the religion has a chance to soften the blow?

Sounds very plausible.

No government in their right mind is going to announce the discovery of life in some form on another planet without working very closely with the church. Religion means more to the stability of the planet than some here want to believe.

Jimmy Rock 05-27-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14188283)

i think he needs a nose job


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