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Mister E 05-12-2008 02:00 PM

Who is Achmed?
 
Does anybody care to break Omerta??

I think the guy is a marketing genius, and I have no idea whatI am not buying.

Achmed 05-12-2008 02:03 PM

what can i do for you infidel?

i am internets tycoon.

LauraLee 05-12-2008 02:05 PM

He is Marina's boyfriend. He is also the husband of Achmed's Wife.

Jens Van Assterdam 05-12-2008 02:06 PM

Achmed is my tech guy and provides my hosting. I put all my trust in him. Dont badmouth him please. My girlfriend Marina is cheating me with him, but i dont care as long as my sites are up and he provides great support.

Mister E 05-12-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 14180496)
He is Marina's boyfriend. He is also the husband of Achmed's Wife.

That tells me nothing but...take a number.

We love Marina...

O MARINA 05-12-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 14180474)
Does anybody care to break Omerta??

I think the guy is a marketing genius, and I have no idea whatI am not buying.




Achmed treat me like milk... he spoil me
If I tell you who he is, he will deprive me of marital rights & sexy time

LauraLee 05-12-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 14180505)
That tells me nothing but...take a number.

We love Marina...

Of course it tells nothing. I am not about to fuck up Marina's sexy time.

seeric 05-12-2008 02:28 PM

the guy is a douchebag. why do we need an arms dealer on gfy?

seriously.

the guy wastes so much time telling us all about shoving RPGs in the pussies of hookers. what's the point?

GAMEFINEST 05-12-2008 02:29 PM

His the true pimp of gfy

Achmed 05-12-2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14180598)
the guy is a douchebag. why do we need an arms dealer on gfy?

seriously.

the guy wastes so much time telling us all about shoving RPGs in the pussies of hookers. what's the point?

Infidel!


I will cut you.

CyberAgeGary 05-12-2008 02:32 PM

Not sure who he is, but he actually called me once on the phone, and introduced himself as Achmed from GFY. He had a very bad accent, but still wanted to conduct business. I think I have his number somewhere around if anybody needs it.

Socks 05-12-2008 02:34 PM

it's juicy, just like every other comical fake nick on GFY. I thought that was common knowledge? :)

seeric 05-12-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14180623)
it's juicy, just like every other comical fake nick on GFY. I thought that was common knowledge? :)

nope. not juicy. juicy is one of my best friends. i know all his fake funny boy nicks. achmed isn't juicy.

Ice 05-12-2008 02:39 PM

I'm sure one of the mods here could tell us who it is

marketsmart 05-12-2008 02:43 PM

he is a crook... i bought some oil from him.. he said barrel of lite sweet crude.. i send him the money and he sent me a barrel of camel piss... to be fair, when i complained, he shipped me the camel that made the piss and a madras burka...

qxm 05-12-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 14180646)
I'm sure one of the mods here could tell us who it is

I sure think a mod could demystify this puzzling situation ...... yeap, I sure do... :winkwink:

O MARINA 05-12-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14180663)
he is a crook... i bought some oil from him.. he said barrel of lite sweet crude.. i send him the money and he sent me a barrel of camel piss... to be fair, when i complained, he shipped me the camel that made the piss and a madras burka...



lol





:upsidedow

papill0n 05-12-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice (Post 14180646)
I'm sure one of the mods here could tell us who it is

:1orglaugh

seeric 05-12-2008 06:04 PM

ice who is it??????????????????????????

Juicy D. Links 05-16-2008 08:59 PM

well who is this guy?

After Shock Media 05-16-2008 09:04 PM

I could tell to highest offer but info does not come cheap.

qxm 05-16-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14199951)
well who is this guy?

come on ... as if it wasn't u... webmaster from el salvador ... lol :1orglaugh ?(fix your geoIP... 91605 is far from el salvador .. lol:winkwink:

seeric 05-16-2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 14199970)
come on ... as if it wasn't u... webmaster from el salvador ... lol :1orglaugh ?(fix your geoIP... 91605 is far from el salvador .. lol:winkwink:

ain't him.

i can attest. :)

Americans 4 Life 05-16-2008 09:11 PM

this sandn1gger needs to be deported

munki 05-16-2008 10:11 PM

Achmed = win...

BusterBunny 05-16-2008 10:35 PM

if anyone does figure out who it is let me know...he got my camel pregnant and owes alot of child support thanks:)

Spunky 05-16-2008 10:37 PM

Mr Izzz...

thehand 05-20-2008 05:06 PM

I have him on my Fave 5 - for real:pimp

Dailydiapers 05-20-2008 05:16 PM

Achmed the dead terrorist?

http://kruzeskanhoto.nireblog.com/bl...la-firefox.png

Big_D 05-20-2008 05:35 PM


farkedup 05-20-2008 05:39 PM

he was the first idiot to go on my ignore list!

dropped9 05-20-2008 05:41 PM

i know who it is

potter 05-20-2008 05:54 PM

i peed like an hour ago

Dailydiapers 05-20-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 14214162)
i peed like an hour ago

Me too, but I was dressed appropriately :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-20-2008 07:36 PM

not me

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d-null 05-20-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14200132)
Mr Izzz...

I think so too :2 cents:

Achmed 05-20-2008 07:40 PM

why all people think I am this juicy man?

thehand 05-21-2008 09:39 AM

Achmed is a pro golfer too.

PennyLane (not Flame) 05-21-2008 09:49 AM

I also know who it is!!! hehehhe

sniperwolf 05-21-2008 11:32 AM

I have no idea... :upsidedow

Violetta 05-21-2008 11:49 AM

achmed is gay!

notime 05-21-2008 11:50 AM

great topic content :) makes me smile and enjoy reading


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