fuckn wallet ripped off
 

i was at a club saturday night,when i left the table to go to the can.i took almost 22 steps and realized i left my wallet on the table,so i turned back,and asked a bunch of guys and girls,and somehow nobody knew where it went.
now im going through all the b.s. to get my id back.Now to get id,you need id,so now im fucked cause i dont have 1 peice of paper proving who i am.

Just tell them you are bogo from GFY that should be all of the ID you need.

That sucks man, you should have just pulled out your .44 and wasted them all.

:1orglaugh

:drinkup to :Oh crap what a sad story

actually i have had my wallet ripped off before - man what a terrible time

That really sucks, I lost a pack of smokes in the same situation and I was annoyed. Losing a wallet would be 10000x worse.

I've lost my wallet twice. It isn't nice. :(

One of them I was in the city where my girfriend lives and I need my ID to fly back to Sao Paulo. Oh well.

Thats why I carry a purse.

Shitty man.

similar thing happend to me at a strip club on a tuesday night. Me and my friend were the only 2 left in the place and I left my cell phone on the table, got in cab, realized it, and went back.

The bartender and the bouncer claimed they didnt have my phone which was a nextel. My friend who also had a nextel used the alert feature (direct connect) and we could hear the phone beeping behind the bar.

needless to say I got my phone back...:ak47: fuckers

Do you wear a manzier as well?

loosers :ak47:

I had a similar situation happen to me at a club on Saturday night, only from the reverse side. My friends and I saw this guy get up and walk away from his table, probably to go to the bathroom or something. He left his wallet on the table, so we grabbed it. After he took like, I don't know, maybe 20 steps or so (could have been a couple more), he turned around and came back. But it was too late.

I think we're going to get what's coming to us, though, cause I've got a nasty little corn developing on my toe.

thats when you offer a $1,000 reward for the wallet and when someone turns it in instead of giving them $1,000 you give them a beatdown of a lifetime.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You laugh now, but this corn is gonna hurt. Maybe I'll use this dude's credit card to buy some corn remover stuff.

nothing you can do for that man... karma corn

if it makes u feel any better my $800 watch either got stolen this weekend or fell out of my pocket (i was fuckin around with my friends, bough a fake rolex and was sporting it to their delight) grrrrr

I go to NYC every once in a while to buy some fake BLING BLING. These dumb rednecks where I live don't know the difference. I use it as ante when I gamble. If I win I get their weeks paycheck, If I lose they get a $5 fake ass gold chain. God I love rednecks.