AlienQ's Plan For Middle East Peace.
 

Awright...

It's simple. Move Isreal, let them cross the sea and allow them to buy Land in Mexico to create a new soverign nation.

Mexico needs money. Mexico sells a portion of it's land to Isreal. Isreal can afford it and Mexico needs the money. This hits 2 birds with 1 stone. Once New Isreal is founded the Mexicans can learn from the Isreali's get more jobs.

On top of that New Isreal would be a perfect deterrant for the more militant nations of South America. This plan would make peace in the middle east, solidify future defense networks in the America's, provide Economic growth to the South American Hemisphere!


I am brilliant. Get to work people.

that would mean lots of tequila for me... ;-)

Since the biblical description of the borders of the land of Israel does not mention a Mexican location, I doubt that the Jews will go for it.

They will be crossing the great sea. Jew's are used to that sort of thing.

Do you watch the TV show Big Bang Theory? One of the guys had this exact same idea in an episode a few weeks back.

Of course every Jew he approached said it was a terrible idea because Mexico is not the holy land.

humm funny. In the Jewish religeon all land is Holy.

I would consider a blessing if I did not have to worry about a fucking Hama's rocket blowing up my house on a daily basis. I doubt this guy asked the right questions in the right way.

There is nothing "Holy" about Isreal, except "Holy" shit look at the suicide bomber! or "Holy" fuck what a blood bath.

If the USA stopped providing Isreal with Support I am sure Mexico would start looking really fucking good real fucking quick.

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My cousin Hamadi wants peace :thumbsup

John Stewart already suggested that to an extent, sorry but you can't claim to have invented Middle East peace.. :error

I can see a possible issue there.

Bullshit. Middle Eastern Peace has not been invented yet.

Oh another thing...

"New Isreal" can be called "New Jericho" then it's not technically Isreal anymore!
Isreali's can choose to move to New Jericho rather than face the fighting in Isreal!

There is New Mexico, Mexico and finally "New Jericho" it's a perfect match! and to boot Mexican's do not look to different than Dirty Arabs, the land is simular in most respects! SO what Cactus is not so common in the Middle East but hey they are pretty arent they?

The only Culture shock would be Mexicans crossing the border not to blow them up on suicide missions but to work virtually for free! What kind of Jew does not like "Free" Labor?

But that would mean there would have to be Israel then New Israel, it wouldn't solve anything Israel would still be there. But if it wasn't I'd be all for your idea! :)