Boyfriend searching for his girlfriend ended up in her stepmother?s bed instead
 

Speaking of MILF HUNTERS, :1orglaugh

Crown attorney John Marsland says the woman awoke to find a man in her bed reeking of booze and touching her breasts.

The victim, thinking the man was her husband, told the man to stop and he left the bed, but she realized in the morning it hadn?t been her husband.

Paul Cowell, 38, who didn?t have permission to be in the cottage, was arrested later that day and charged.

The Brampton, Ont., man pleaded guilty to unlawfully entering a house with the intent to commit an indictable offence in the May 20, 2007, incident.

Saying it ?incomprehensible? how a man could enter a cottage uninvited and get into a stranger?s bed, the judge sentenced Cowell to six months of house arrest and one year of probation.

WHOLE STORY HERE

So he never fucked her then... Oh well...

Nothing ventured - nothing gained
Any port in the storm
If you can't be with the one you love - Love the one you're with


Any or all of these quaint little sayings could have been on his mind at the time. :D

he's sick so he deserves it! :helpme

holly shit..I hope I never do this in my drunken-state of mind one day..

incomprehensible?
Has this person even been really drunk? I recall stapling something to my forehead so I wouldnt forget it latter while drunk.

That's just a case of being drunk while retarded.

I did it once in college, tried to get into the bed of the girl next door in my girlfriend's dorm room.... hey all the rooms look the same...The screaming followed by my girlfriend running in and yelling at me for the next hour sobered me up pretty quick. :Oh crap:1orglaugh

His unlucky he never get the chance to fuck that MILF

She's probably upset because he didn't bone her

Alcohol makes people do strange things.

Everything is relative when the lights are turned off.