Does anybody know if John McCain is still alive????????
 

That old bastard is so old that he could fall over dead at any minute. If you look closely on old footage of him at rallies, you can see that his team has support boards and rope holding him up at the podium and there is dust coming from his mouth and nose.

I haven't seen or heard from him for so long that I am beginning to think he died.

Also, is it really "accurate" to say that John McCain is "running" for the Presidency? Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he is "crawling" or maybe "rolling" or even "eating tapioca pudding" for the Presidency?

lol. Well as long as he doesnt topple off a stage ala Bob Dole, he should be able to make it a few more months.

Oh no, if John McCain toppled off a stage, he would disintegrate when his dry dusty body hit the ground. You would just see a pile of dust and some chunks of debris and an american flag pin in a pile on the ground.


Crusty, dusty, dirty, old, rusty, stinky, old man.

One thing i havent seen.... i havent seen him ever turn his head.

Cant he turn his head?

GREAT OBSERVATION!

I believe rigor mortis prevents any movement like that. Notice how his mouth moves just like a ventriloquist dummy's mouth? That dude has been dead for MONTHS!

I don't know if it's related, but John McCain can't raise his arms above his shoulders either, due to the torture he underwent as a POW.

He had ropes wrapped under his arms, over his shoulders, and between his legs, which then connected to rafters above. After they kicked the chair out from under his feet, he would just dangle there, with his body weight pressing into those ropes.


What do you REALLY think of an old, dusty, dirty man who has endured that kind of situation in the duty of his country, and then doesn't even bring it up in his race for the highest office in the land?

Yeah, he deserves respect. I dont think he has a snowballs chance, and sure he's getting up there in age, but thats about it.

he was on the daily show with jon steward a day or so ago, he was actually pretty comical

yea hes a live.... was on Bill Oreilly last nite...

Trick photography - I thought I saw Elvis on American Idol once. It was faked!

Probably not. Years in a POW camp can have long term negative effects on the human body.

First let me say that it is NOT related. Thanks dummy! He is old and about to die. FACT!



Now . . . .

What is worse, being shot in the face for your country or being tortured? Which is worse, having your legs blown off and having to struggle the remainder of your life in a fucking rusty wheel chair without one fucking American citizen giving a shit about you . . . . or being tortured and then later running for president and pretending that you aren't trying to claim to be a "hero" because you were an admiral's son who was privileged and treated better than any normal POW.

Shit man, what about the fucking soldiers who are in a hole in the ground because they weren't an "Admiral's son"????? Are they less of a patriot? You are messed up in the head.



Fuck you and your fake shallow fucking patriotism!

Where were you when the war hero Kerry was running against the drunk coward/moron Bush?????


You disgusting idiot.

And the mind.

Not to mention the MIND! That dude is a MESS!!!!


Hey McCain, just ride out your remaining weeks on this earth in a soft comfy rocking chair.


Don't try to fuck us up on your way to meet your maker.

Thanks.

SO TRUE!

: : : : : McCain is Insane : : : : :

Oh, he will.

I'd vote Ron Paul one hundred times before voting for that cancer riddled whack job McCain.

He has no chance !!

You have to be 18 to vote.

Great! I get to vote!

How many times do you get to vote when you are 70?


Do you get any extra votes for being brain damaged from drugs and alcohol?


Let me know! THANK YOU!!!!!

McCain has cancer, a vote for him is a vote for his vise president.

John McCain's bumper sticker reads: " VOTE: Crust, Dust and Mush McCain - cancer might get me but I'll keep gas prices high!"

This thread inspired me to make a chop (it was like my patriotic duty, or something)...

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Nice chop :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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This just in - Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead...

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Let's see here...

I made a rational post that made a point, you respond with vulgarity and personal attacks. Oh, and you also accuse me of having lost my mind.

For some reason, I don't have the slightest urge to respond - other than to say I'll be choosing not to respond.

Good day to you, sir.

hmmm i am kinda curious where is he right now and how is he right now... cause he's not part of the news nowadays or is it that i haven't seen any news about him...

They are busy cloning many Mccain stand ins that will speak simultaneously in denny's all across the red states.

He better be because he's the next president

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( on beach boys tune )

" Bomb bomb Iran , bomb bomb Iran ..."

John McCain currently looks like he has been decaying for the past four months in a shallow grave in a field off of the highway. Imagine how bad he will look when he actually dies.